Friday, October 10, 2008

Would you vote for them?



One that sleeps on the job and one that don't know nothing.




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Anonymous said...
You are such an asshole.
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It appears someone thinks I'm a "ASSHOLE"
I think someone that took a course in Business Management could do what these idiots are doing to run this country.

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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

One Squirrel Leaves Trail of Destruction
A squirrel ignited a fiery chain reaction that led to a power line collapse, car fire, natural gas fire and a power outage in northwest Spokane Wednesday morning.
It all started at 8:22 a.m. in the 4900 block of North Hartley at Wellesley when, according to Avista investigators, a squirrel came in contact with a transformer. That single action set in motion a chain of events.
First, the power line burned through causing the line to fall to the ground and come into contact with a metal fence and a car. The car caught on fire.
The fence, meanwhile, was energized by the fallen power line and the electricity was conducted underground to a natural gas pipeline which in turn burned through and started an underground natural gas fire which burned up to two gas meters at nearby houses.

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You may want to try this at home.
Suresh Joachim, of Toronto, and Claudia Wavra, of Germany, claim to have broken the world record for continuous movie watching, after seeing 57 films in 123 hours in a plexi-glass house in Times Square.
A Guinness World Records spokesman says it appears the non-dynamic duo have broken the movie-watching record but says it will take two weeks to officially verify.
The attempt began Oct. 2 when eight challengers started watching "Iron Man." After 72 hours, only two remained. They watched "Thelma and Louise" until the end on 3:10 p.m. Tuesday.
Susan Sarandon, a star of that film, dropped off the final film.
The rules: Each movie had to be viewed until the last credit rolled, and competitors could not divert their eyes from the screen. They were allowed 10-minute breaks between movies.
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$42M Lottery Winner In Mich. Favors Annuity Over Lump Sum
A winner of a $42 million Mega Millions jackpot in Michigan may do something almost unheard of: receive the money in installments rather than getting a smaller, one-time cash payment.

The winner of the Oct. 3 jackpot indicated a preference for taking the annuity. State lottery spokeswoman Andi Brancato says she can't remember a Mega Millions winner in Michigan ever doing that since the game was launched in 2002.
Lottery winners typically take a lump-sum payment with plans to invest it, but confidence in the market has dropped with the current financial crisis. The Dow has lost nearly 40 percent since closing at its all-time high a year ago.
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DUMB DRUNKS IN THE NEWS
Family restrained thief for police
An English family says they stopped a burglar who was attempting to steal from their house, sitting on him until police arrived.
Julie Broadway, 43, of York said she was awakened at about 2 a.m. by a sound that she initially thought was cats in the house but was revealed to be a burglar when a beam of light went passed her bedroom door.
"I was just angry. There was someone in my house that hadn't been invited," she said.
Broadway said she pursued the thief and was soon joined by her husband Glen, a 226-pound former forestry worker who sat on him until police arrived.
The couple said at one point, the thief attempted to reach for a knife, but their daughter, Megan, rapped him on the knuckles with an umbrella.
Kevin Waddington, 40, who has 143 previous convictions for theft, pleaded guilty in York Crown Court to burglary. His defense attorney said he had been under the influence of drugs and alcohol at the time of the incident.
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Beer can led officers to suspect
Police in Kalamazoo, Mich., said a burglar left behind a beer can that helped them track down a suspect.
Investigators said an 88-year-old woman was woken up early Tuesday morning by a man inside her house.
Police said the man fled with the woman's bank debit card but he left behind a beer can that police were able to track by visiting local convenience stores to determine who had purchased the beer.
A 27-year-old suspect was arrested by police after he was allegedly found hiding in the Alpine Village apartment complex. Police recovered the woman's debit card and several items the suspect had purchased using the card.
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Drunken man finds his way home just not his home
Unlike Goldilocks, a man who stumbled into the wrong suburban Washington, D.C., home after drinking too much found the bed there just right.
Bob and Joanne Breiner returned home from a night out to find a man with a white beard nestled in their bed, sound asleep. Once police showed up and the drunken stranger realized what had happened, he apologized profusely and complimented the couple on their comfortable bed.
"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry," Joanne Breiner recalled him saying.
The man accidentally went to the Breiners' house after apparently getting off at a bus stop eight miles from his own home, police said. He entered through the unlocked front door.
Joanne Breiner said she first realized something was amiss after noticing crumpled aluminum foil and crumbs on the kitchen counter, along with a missing crab cake.
Minutes later, her husband walked upstairs to the master bedroom, flipped on the light and noticed the intruder.
The man didn't stir, and Joanne Breiner says her husband wasn't even sure whether he was alive.
Quickly - and quietly - Bob alerted Joanne and the couple's 16-year-old son. They fled into the rainy darkness, not pausing to grab their car keys or other belongings.
Police quickly arrived, made their way to the master bedroom and woke the man by shaking him. Breiner said he asked the officers what they were doing in his house.
The family decided not to press charges after learning the man had lost his job three weeks earlier, and police declined to identify him. Joanne Breiner even packed up some ribs and leftover soup for officers to give him.
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Two Men In Same Vehicle Arrested For Drunken Driving
Fargo police said two men were arrested for drunken driving in the same vehicle. Police Lt. Pat Claus said an officer pulled over a 23-year-old man early Thursday morning. Claus said while that man was taking a sobriety test, a 24-year-old passenger got behind the wheel and tried to drive off. Claus said the passenger was also arrested for drunken driving. Both men were taken to the Cass County jail.
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Man Accused Of Drunken Driving On Riding Mower
An eastern Missouri man was accused of drunken driving on a riding lawnmower. The suspect, whose name has not been released, was suspected of being involved in a disturbance on Sunday. On Monday, police got a tip that the man was at a home. An officer went to the home saw the man driving down a street on a riding mower, pulling a trailer with a case of beer. Police say the man also had a flask of whiskey in his pocket.
The man's blood alcohol registered at .115, well above the state legal limit of 0.08. The man was arrested for driving while intoxicated and careless and imprudent driving
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SEX IN THE NEWS
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105-year-old virgin says no sex the key to long life
A woman celebrating her 105th birthday tomorrow says that celibacy and staying single has been the key to her long life. Clara Meadmore, a retired secretary, who still has her own hair, teeth, and sharp wit, never had time for a family and lived alone until going into care. She said: "I've always had lots of platonic friendships with men but never felt the need to go further than that or marry." Also added that she had never had any interest in sex. I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things," she said.
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30 South Australian lesbians 'impregnated by same man'
Unregulated sperm donation is leading to unusual situations in which the children of lesbians in Adelaide are mixing socially - creating a risk of incest.
In another case, a man's sperm was used to produce 29 children, most of whom are living in Adelaide. They do not know who their half-siblings are, raising concerns that in a "big country town" like Adelaide, they could accidentally commit incest.
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Thursday, October 9, 2008

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OJ’s Jail Cell Photos Released

USA Today reports former football star OJ Simpson is being held in isolation and spends about 20 hours a day inside a standard 98-square-foot cell

Here is one of the photos of his cell released by the LVMP Dept.
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Which Half Do You Want?

Cambodian couple saw home in half after separation
A married couple in Cambodia who had "finally had enough" of each other have gone their separate ways by literally cutting their home in half.
The wife will stay put with the upright half while her husband has carried away his half to start again on the other side of the village.
Until he reconstructs his half of the marital home the husband will live with his mother and father.
Neighbors said the couple saw the radical action as the most cost-efficient and equitable way to avoid each other in a country where divorce lawyers can be expensive.

The things we do when we are bored.

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Golfers aren't amused when a guy in a space suit shows up in the middle of their game...

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Never Leave the Keys in your Golf Cart...
Joyriding teenage boys put 10 years on daddy's golf carts in one afternoon.
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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Washington Woman Says She Was Shot by Her Stove
A Sekiu woman says she was shot in the leg by her stove.
Cory Davis had just stoked her cast-iron heating stove when she heard a loud bang and was struck in her left calf.
Davis says a case of shotgun shells spilled about a month ago at her home and one must have landed in the newspapers she used to light the stove.
She removed a metal fragment herself and was treated at a local hospital.
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Oops! I done it again?
Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant with her second child, according to reports.
The unexpected news comes less than four months after the 17-year-old gave birth to her first child Maddie Briann.
Jamie Lynn and her mother Lynne was so stunned, they have desperate being trying to keep the teens pregnancy a secret, according to the National Enquirer.
A source told the publication, 'Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical.
'Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they're trying to keep the news from getting out.
'Jamie Lynn believed she couldn't get pregnant while she was breast-feeding.
'She'd expected to have her period by early September, but a home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out.
'Lynne was livid when she found out. She told Jamie Lynn that she thought she was smarter than that and she couldn't believed that she hadn't learned her lesson.'
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Skinny-dipper accused of kneeing cop
A tailgater skinny dipping inside a truck bed at a University of Massachusetts football game has been charged with assault for allegedly kneeing a campus police officer in the groin.
Deputy Chief Patrick Archbald said a 21-year-old man was among several fans splashing around in the back of a pickup truck before Saturday's game against the University of Delaware.
When police told them to stop, the man refused to get out. He then approached an officer and kneed him twice in the groin, Archbald said.
The officer, was given morphine at a hospital. He could miss up to two weeks of work.
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Burglar challenges victim to fight; winner takes all
A man who is alleged to have taken another man's property from his house in a recent burglary has challenged the victim of the crime to a fight, Des Moines police are reporting this morning. The winner takes all.
Seymour Gray, 66, of the 1100 block of 13th Street in Des Moines, told officers a man broke into his house last week and took two laptop computers, a desktop computer, a fax machine, VCR and some tools. Gray said he knows who did it. He added that the man called one of his relatives and admitted taking the items from the house.
Police said in a report that the thief will give the property back only if the Gray challenges him to a fight. The alleged thief told police whoever wins would get the stuff.
The burglar has a 10-year age advantage. But that still puts him in his mid 50s. No arrests have been reported. The case has been turned over to detectives for further investigation.
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Blonde sues over hair dye while judge brushes off suit
A Connecticut judge has given the brush-off to a blonde woman’s lawsuit claiming L’Oreal Inc. ruined her social life when she accidentally dyed her hair brunette with one of its products.

Charlotte Feeney of Stratford says she can never return to her natural blonde hue, a shock that left her so traumatized she needed anti-depressants. She says she suffered headaches and anxiety, missed the attention that blondes receive and had to stay home and wear hats most of the time. A Superior Court judge dismissed Feeney’s 2005 lawsuit Monday, saying she never proved her allegation that L’Oreal put brown hair dye in a box labeled as blonde. The company also had disputed the claim.
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I think she did not like how she looked has a brunette and decided to make a false claim.
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Thalie said...
I bought some paint for my living room the other day and asked for sea green.
I noticed only when the paint was dry that it was not sea green but radiant lilac.
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Getting a wrong color paint is possible because it is mixed at the local home improvement store by a person that maybe did not know what he or she is doing or paying attention to what what they are doing.
However, places that makes specific products do quality control test in a lab prior to packing their products. That doesn't mean the wrong color wasn't in the box because they are more possibilities that it was a prank by someone switching the contents of the box to another box on the store shelf.
It was also stated that she accidentally colored her hair the wrong color, and that she was able to prove evidence to her claim.
There maybe another reason why she took this to court and that is she wanted to get some easy money.