Saturday, September 22, 2007

Up Hill Race


Can Anyone Translate the Code?

Translation: I want it right here after the game:-)

You think she Enjoying it has much has he is?

They Both Got Big Smiles

Custon Ride



Must be talking about his "Man Hood"


Don't Worry, Be Happy Tomorrow Is Another Day


Small Bits of News

Deputy's wife accused of videotaping sex with 16-year-old
ROYAL PALM BEACH-A 22-year-old deputy's wife was arrested for having sex with a 16-year-old high school student and videotaping it, the Palm Beach Sheriff's Office said on Thursday.The man who filmed it and gave it to the deputy was also arrested.Jessica Wink and German Armentano, 28, who both work at a Publix supermarket, were arrested Wednesday and charged with sexual performance by a child. The 16-year-old, whose name was not released, was also arrested on the charge."I know he looks like a victim but he's also a suspect as well," sheriff's spokeswoman Teri Barbera said. "Any time anybody knowingly video tapes anything sexual [with a minor], it's against the law."
South Florida Sun-Sentinel





Officials: Man Arrested After Taking Photos Of Marijuana Plants
A northeast Ohio man faces serious charges in connection with growing marijuana.
There were 16 plants that he allegedly took photos of and took the photos to a CVS on Route 43 and Frost Road in Streetsboro. Employees there immediately contacted police.
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Feds: Man Robs Bank Hours After Release
Federal authorities say an Indiana man robbed a Chicago bank just hours after he was released from jail for a bank robbery conviction. FBI spokesman Ross Rice says 39-year-old Kenneth Cunningham was arrested Wednesday in Portage, Indiana.
Cunningham had been sentenced to 87 months in prison for a 1995 robbery at a Chicago bank.
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Owner Recognizes Lamborghini Vandal From You Tube Video
A man who was filmed by friends running over the hood and roof of a Lamborghini Murcielago, causing $20,000 of damage, has been arrested after his friends distributed the film via Bluetooth to a friend of the cars owner.
Matt Drake, an employee of the Murcielago's owner Neil Greentree, recognised the car as belonging to his boss when he received the video via Bluetooth while sitting in a bar.
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Text Message Leads To Drug Bust
A man who thought he was asking a friend about a drug deal instead sent a text message to the state police and was arrested, authorities said.
Joshua Wayne Cadle, 19, allegedly sent the message Wednesday to a phone number that used to belong to an unidentified friend. The number is now held by the State Police, Trooper B.H. Moore said Thursday.
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OMG, are those sperm swimming around in there?!!!


Friday, September 21, 2007

Would you rather surf the internet than have sex?

Surfing the net has become an obsession for many Americans with the majority of U.S. adults feeling they cannot go for a week without going online and one in three giving up friends and sex for the Web.
A survey asked 1,011 American adults how long they would feel OK without going on the Web, to which 15 percent said a just a day or less, 21 percent said a couple of days and another 19 percent said a few days. The poll, released on Wednesday, found the use of cell phones and the Internet were becoming more and more an essential part of life with 48 percent of respondents agreeing they felt something important was missing without Internet access.
More than a quarter of respondents -- or 28 percent -- admitted spending less time socializing face-to-face with peers because of the amount of time they spend online. It also found that 20 percent said they spend less time having sex because they are online. » Continue reading full article here

Everyone Farts

What cause us to fart?
The answer may stink, but eating or drinking anything gives us gas. In fact, it's normal to fart up to half of a gallon (1.9 liters), or about 15 to 20 toots worth of gas, each day.

When we gulp down food, air comes with it. So if a belch seems rude, remember that the air has to leave our bodies one way or another.

Fragrant flatulence, however, comes from colonies of bacteria shacked up inside our lower intestinal tract (which is why it can take hours for gas to kick in after a meal). In the process of converting our meals into useful nutrients, these food-munching microbes produce a smelly by-product of hydrogen sulfide gas—the same stench that emanates from rotten eggs.