Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Death By Booze


How much alcohol would it take to kill you?
Find out how many of your favorite alcoholic beverages it would take to send you to a drunken grave. Look for your beverage of choice, enter your weight, select your gender, and see how much you have to drink before the alcohol kills you.
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There is roughly 25 1oz shots in a 750ml bottle
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I Drink to Rock and Roll


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The Top 10 Songs To Get Drunk To
10. Kiss - Rock and Roll All Night
9. Deep Purple - Smoke On The Water
8. House Of Pain - Jump Around
7. ZZ Top - La Grange
6. Bon Jovi - Livin On A Prayer
5. Lynard Skynard - Sweet Home Alabama
4. Journey - Don’t Stop Believing
3. Boston - More Than A Feeling
2. ACDC - Have A Drink On Me
1. Billy Joel - Piano Man.

Human Beaver


Naughty Teens

Man hit it rich... for two weeks

A man from Utah mistakenly received a check for more than $2 million - VIDEO
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/11/23/borget.million.mistake.ktvx

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) - There are probably a million ways Jerry Mika could spend $2 million dollars. Trouble is, he couldn't cash the check. Expecting a $15 refund from the Utah Department of Commerce, the Draper man opened his mail recently to find a $2,245,342 check.

Telltale Signs You're Probably an Asshole

You wildly overstate your case.

You act as if the rules don't apply to you.

You preemptively tell others to fuck off.
This is your idea of holiday cheer.


You really believe it's that simple.

Rather than the 'Beware of Dog' sign you instead opt for this.

You have a five year old do your dirty work.

One obnoxious purchase is not enough.



Oh SHIT! I'm Going To Be Fired

Etihad was to receive their next A340 this week, but it seems that delivery may be delayed. While running an engine test at the Airbus facility in Toulouse, France, the A340-600 jumped the chocks and headed for the blast wall. The good news is the blast wall held up remarkably well. The bad news is the Airbus did not.




Incredible Leaf Burn

These guys rake all their leaves up, soak them in gasoline and set them on fire.

A ringtone that only the Japanese would use...


Ahhhhh! Pantie Wedgie

What every red blooded male likes to see.