Saturday, November 22, 2008

The Miracle of Photoshop

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Before and After

What if body parts were switched

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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Robber apologizes during store holdup
A thief who robbed a general store apologized to the owner and left the singles behind so workers on the next shift would have something in the till.
The knife-wielding man made off with an undetermined amount of money from Joe's Pond Country Store on Wednesday after threatening owner Jeff Downs.
"I'm very sorry I have do this," he told Downs.
When Downs asked him to leave behind the $1 bills for the morning shift, he agreed.
No arrests have been made, Vermont State Police Lt. Timothy Clouatre said Friday.
"Usually, they're in more of an angry mode, 'Just give me the money and get out,'" he said. "Maybe this is somebody who's just desperate, but isn't a career criminal."
Downs suggested that money is scarce in the wrong places. "Wall Street tycoons can't live on millions and here is this kid willing to be shot or go to jail for a couple of hundred bucks. Something is not right."
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Job Seeker Gets Arrest
A Jackson, Michigan man who'd been looking for work found trouble after an arrest warrant popped up during a background check at a police station. Police also found cocaine in his pocket. The company the man was applying to required a police background check.
After running the 29-year-old man's name through their computer system Wednesday, police learned he was wanted on a domestic violence charge.
Deputy Police Chief John Holda said that while searching him at the station, an officer found several rocks of cocaine.
The man was being held in the county jail and will be arraigned on the domestic violence charge and possession with intent to deliver cocaine.
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Man held woman’s dog for ransom
Police are looking for a man they say stole two rings worth nearly $25,000 from a woman after grabbing her dog. Brunswick Maine police Detective William Collins said a woman was walking her Shih Tzu on Monday when a man picked up the dog and demanded the rings if she wanted the dog back.
Police said the victim gave up her rings, and that the suspect fled on foot after returning the dog. The rings were a 6.57-carat sapphire with diamonds valued at $18,500 and a .96-carat diamond solitaire valued at $5,000.
The suspect was described as a professional-looking, clean-shaven white man in his late 20s or early 30s.
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Naked homeowner gives intruder a spray
Take that ... Walter Mayer with his weapon of choice
A 61-year-old Northern Territory man has stood naked in his back yard and bravely used a garden hose to fight off a teenage intruder.
And when the 20m-long hose could not be extended any longer, he chased the youth down the street in nothing but his birthday suit
But Walter Mayer - a fit and healthy TV repairman - said his actions were not brave. "It was quite foolish when you sit and think about it now," he said.
"I yelled out for him to leave and then barged out the back door. "He then started throwing rocks at me so I grabbed my hose and just sprayed it as hard as I could at his face. "I sprayed him up and down and had the stream going into his eyes so he couldn't see. "He kept throwing rocks and as I got closer with the hose he took off. "I went barefoot and naked right down the street after him - it was like a mad dog chase."
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Friday, November 21, 2008

You have to watch it to believe it

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Only Japanese would do this weird sex stuff.
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This guy has one of the most unusual piercing ever!

Appears he has a Nipple on his Knee

She’s Going For It

Can She Do It?
It appears she has no pants on maybe so she be able to piss it out.

Surprise it’s Just a Worm

Doctors in Arizona thought a Phoenix-area woman had a possible brain tumor, but it turned out there was something else penetrating her brain – a worm.
Rosemary Alvarez started experiencing numbness in her arm and blurred vision. She went to the emergency room twice and had a cat scan, but everything came up clear.
It wasn’t until doctors took a closer look at an MRI that they discovered something very disturbing.
"Once we saw the MRI we realized this is something not good," neurosurgeon, Dr. Peter Nakaji told the news station. "It's something down in her brain stem which is as deep in the brain as you can be."
Alvarez was wheeled into surgery where Nakaji and his colleagues were expecting to remove a tumor, but they uncovered a worm instead.
On a video of the surgery, Nakaji can be heard chuckling after he made the discovery.
I'm sure this is a very strange response for the people in the operating room. But because I was so pleased to know that it wasn't going to be something terrible.
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Drunk Girls

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The worst day of their lives so far for these young ladies.

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They are finding out at a young age that not everything goes the way you want it.

Some things are better not seen

Obese man who weighs 450 pounds poses naked for calendar
The 29-year-old has his own website where he appears in nude and semi-nude positions and he's even posed for these pics to become a calendar boy.
"I feel sexy and attractive so that's the way I act," said Mikey, from Memphis, in the US.
"I don't see why I can't pose for photos like any other male model."
The financial consultant is so proud of his voluptuous body he has been selling his calendars for 14.99 dollars (£10).
"Posing for the calendar just felt natural. It was very liberating actually," said Mikey, who appears as an angry bull (May), and with a Christmas hat (December).
"I was completely overwhelmed by the response to the 2008 Chubby Mikey Calendar," he added.
"I actually had to refund orders because my supplies were depleted."
Although Mikey, who is homosexual, is no Johnny Depp he's not short of admirers in the "chubby chaser" community - men who are attracted to overweight people.
"The guys I date are often really slim and muscle-bound but they love my curvy figure," he said. .

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Only few things in this world could make me more of a lesbian... that was one of them.
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That is probably why he is "GAY" ... No woman would touch him.
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