Visiting the Doctor

As men age, we end up seeing more and more of the Medical establishment, which nowadays, has more and more women in it.
For example, my family doctor recently referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and she is absolutely gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy. She told me that I must stop masturbating. I asked her why, and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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trail dust said...
She didn't mind it before the exam started? Does she take Cigna?

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I wonder if he went to see her to get Viagra?

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You Will Laugh

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It’s Against the Law to Recycling in Russia

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Stupid Videos

Make sure to set the dryer to delicates!


That'll teach ya for trying to get Diet Pepsi.

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I Knew I Could Make Him Smile - NSFW

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Actually it takes nothing to make him smile.

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Fat man on a mini-bike?

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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Sister beats up bride at wedding reception
Annmarie Bricker, 23, of Valparaiso, Ind., was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of battery after she was arrested for attacking a bride at a wedding.
A woman who wasn’t invited to her sister’s wedding reception showed up anyway and attacked the bride, pulling out clumps of her hair, police said.
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Take the $20G, Keep Your Stuff
Facing snowballing medical expenses for their two young disabled children, Gregg and Brittiny Peters quipped they might need to sell everything they owned to stay solvent. As the bills tipped $10,000, however, the idea was no longer funny.
So on Thursday, the Georgia couple accepted a winning $20,000 eBay bid for all their belongings minus their house. It came with one catch. The winning bidders, Donnia and Keith Blair of Texas, want the family to have the money, but keep their stuff.
Seems like the perfect happy ending, except the Peters don't want the money. They say the whole idea was to start over, not take a handout.
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Transit cop may have pulled wrong gun
The transit officer Oakland, California who shot and killed an unarmed man may have mistakenly pulled his service pistol instead of a stun gun, his lawyer said Friday.
Defense attorney Michael Rains made the argument during a bail hearing for 27-year-old Johannes Mehserle. Alameda County Superior Court Judge Morris Jacobson later set bail at $3 million.
Jacobson said he set the high amount in part because he considered Mehserle a flight risk after the former officer fled to Nevada during the initial investigation.
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Man arrested for 190th time
Police say a 46-year-old man was arrested for the 190th time in Boca Raton Florida last week.
Authorities arrested Henry Farrell after he tried to carjack a man outside a Boca Raton coffee shop. Police said Farrell threatened to kill the man after he refused to give Farrell a ride.
Officer Sandra Boonenberg, a police spokeswoman, said authorities have spent years dealing with Farrell, who "lives locally and apparently likes Boca Raton."
Farrell is being held without bond on charges of carjacking, possession of marijuana and possession of paraphernalia.
Henry Farrell's mugshots over the years.
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Woman faces CSC charges involving a toddler
Melissa S. Barry, 29, of Reese remains jailed on $150,000 bond as she waits to face criminal sexual conduct charges involving a 15-month-old boy.
Tuscola County Prosecutor Mark E. Reene on Friday authorized a six-count warrant charging Barry with two counts of first-degree criminal sexual conduct, one count of second-degree criminal sexual conduct and three counts of third-degree criminal sexual conduct.
"The defendant is not a relative of the victim but was residing with the victim and his family during the time the incidents occurred in January," Reene said.
First- and third-degree criminal sexual conduct involve penetration, second-degree involves touching. First-degree is a felony that carries a maximum life sentence, while second-degree involves a 15-year maximum penalty. Third-degree carries a two-year term.
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Eyewitness News - Suspect's Mug Shot???

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A Dalmatian Pedaling a Bike.. Gold!!!!!!

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trail dust said...
Since it’s not politically correct to send your preteen on a beer run anymore, this is the answer!

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But you have to make sure the dog is over 3 years of age to be over 21.

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I posted this on January 16, 2009

Dog walks up stairs on hind legs
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The stupid things we do

Kid Rides on Dad's Shoulder Through Traffic

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trail dust said...
If you’re going to do this, make sure the kid’s out of diapers. Don’t ask!

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Don't you mean make sure the kid has a diaper on?

Because at that age they don't have the control part down yet.

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trail dust said...
Ok, my kid was still of age to be in diapers. We were at the fair and she couldn’t see above the crowds so on my shoulders she went. About 3 minutes later I smelled ‘raw sewage” and my shirt had turned from white to brown. Luckily there was a vendor selling shirts nearby and a wash room. So to sum it up, make do this ONLY if the kid is potty trained. Live and learn!

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Bank robbers knock down bank wall to gain access

A village has been left in tatters after a gang used a JCB digger to rip a cashpoint (ATM) machine out of a bank before smashing the vehicle into a Post Office and Chinese restaurant.
Masked men brandishing axes stood guard as the demolition took place in Flackwell Heath, Buckinghamshire, on Wednesday evening.
The construction digger first tore a huge hole in the side of a branch of HSBC, before losing control and veering into the Post Office next door. The giant vehicle was then backed into an adjacent Chinese restaurant.
Despite the force used, the gang left without their haul and the cashpoint machine was found in the Post Office
Despite the force used, the gang left without their haul and the cashpoint machine was found in the Post Office.
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Apparently they was going to mail it but forgot the address.

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Sign Antics

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trail dust said...
Is this the typical 30 minute delivery or it’s free?

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How to do a Faceplant

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trail dust said...
Alcohol and a sudden remembrance of youth in front of the kids.

Most embarrassing indeed!

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That might be true for most adults but there are people that don't get embarrassed very easily especially when they have been drinking. They would say so what and laugh.

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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Teen arrested for posing as another student to take exam
A Schenectady teen is facing a felony charge after police said he dressed as a girl to take a Regents exam for a student at Schenectady High School. Steve Ference reports.
The exam is crucial for students hoping to graduate and get into the best schools - pressure that officials said may have led one female student to enlist a MALE friend to take the test for her.
Schenectady City School District Superintendent Eric Ely said, "When the proctor comes around to hand the test out, they know the girl whose name is on the test."
"Placed him under arrest for burglary for unlawfully entering the premises and committing the act of forgery," said Sgt. Clifford.
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F-word on Jury Summons
A response to jury duty sparked a surreal brush with the law for an innocent woman.
Denise Morrice’s jury summons was returned with the remark: "**** off! I’ve got better things to do. OK!!"
She did not write the abuse, nor receive the original letter.
It was sent to the wrong address and intercepted by a malicious tamperer, Teesside Crown Court heard.
But Miss Morrice was arrested, brought before Teesside’s top judge and had to explain herself in the witness box before being exonerated.
She likened her extraordinary experience to a bad dream or a Jeremy Beadle-style joke.
The jury summons was posted to her old home, where it was opened by someone else who scrawled the profane retort.
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Woman paid man £20,000 not to rape her
A terrified woman wrote a would-be rapist a £20,000 cheque to leave her alone.
The frightened victim had the brainwave after a sex attacker barged into her home, pinned her against a wall and ordered her to get undressed.
As Martin Cartwright, 49, began undoing his trousers, the woman offered him the money.
Cartwright took the cheque and left but warned her: "If you say anything, even in a thousand years, I'll kill you."
Prosecutor Tim Forster told a court: "He put the money into his bank account. He told cashiers he had won the lottery."
When police caught up with Cartwright, he claimed he had heard voices from Jesus "saying I should rape someone".
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Firefighter charged with manufacturing meth
A lieutenant with the Waterloo fire department has been arrested and placed on leave following an investigation by the local narcotics task force.
Investigators with the Tri-County Drug Enforcement Task Force arrested Jeffrey Scott Cutsforth, 48, of 359 Derbyshire Road, shortly after 4 p.m. Thursday on charges of conspiracy to manufacture 5 grams or more of methamphetamine.
The crime is a class B felony, and Cutsforth was taken to the Black Hawk County Jail. He was released on bond.
Records show agents with the drug task force were at Cutsforth's house to serve a search warrant Tuesday.
Cutsforth has been a firefighter for the city of Waterloo for 25 years, starting in 1983. He was promoted to lieutenant in 1997 and is a certified hazardous materials technician.
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The running of the Porta Potties 2008

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Adam said...
So I guess it's like "The Running of the Bulls", but possibly with a crappier outcome! ha!

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I still would rather take the crap over being gored any time.

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Apparently not all cows are vegetarians

Some of them likes chicken every now and then.

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Anonymous said...
You're really sick for posting that up. I don't know what kind of sick ass shit runs through your mind but you need a shrink if you like to see baby animals get eaten. Sick fuck, get some therapy. BTW, your site is going down the tubes.

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About Small Bits and Pieces
My main goal is to post mostly "Strange and Unusual" news and pictures however some days there are only a small selection to choose from so I fill in with other things like hot women, jokes and other things of interest. Even though I can not please everyone all the time I like to please everyone most of the time.

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Scheme Factory said...
Dear Anonymous, Welcome to the Sickfuck Club, anonymous!

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Anonymous are you a VEGETARIAN?

I gave all kinds of information in the title and in the post you did not have to watch it.

What did you think someone cooked up some chicken and gave it to the cow?

Anyone that has watched any kind of nature films or National Geographic or any other films that includes animals you will see things like this it's called "FOOD CHAIN"

By the way it is the people in the background that are sick because they didn't try to stop it from happening and cheered about it.

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By the way if anyone is sensitive about this material I do have a "ALL FAMILY" blog that's appropriate for all. There is no Sex, Violence or anything else to offend anyone.

However, if you comment make sure you use no offending remarks or language.

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Tattoo Jim said...
Makes you wonder... maybe everything tastes like chicken to a cow.

You know, If you're offended and you've got to piss and moan about it don't hide behind "anonymous"... put your handle out there.

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trail dust said...
…Anonymous said …“BTW, your site is going down the tubes”…

Sorry, no I’m not sorry, but I have to disagree as it is my morning ritual to check this site while I’m eating bacon. Small Bits & Pieces kicks bacon ass!

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CSI Salford

A footprint embedded into the bruised forehead of a robbery victim is the main piece of evidence that could lead investigators to his attacker.
Bar landlord Johnathan Robinson, 33, was hit by a car and knocked over Monday as he left his Salford, England, pub with about $3,522 in cash.
As he lay on the ground with a broken leg, one of the attackers walked up to him and stamped on his head before taking the money.
Officers are now checking shoe databases and speaking to manufacturers to find a match for the footwear.
"It is a vital clue," Detective Sgt. Julie Connor, said.
Police believe the gang may have come from the nearby Clifton estate. The Volkswagen Golf the thieves drove was stolen from the estate early Sunday and dumped near the bar.
It had false license plates that were stolen from another vehicle in Wigan, England.

Mysterious “Penistrator” Caught

Criminal Penistrator Haley Joel Osment was caught in the act of drawing penises on snowy cars.
Over the last couple weeks, East Village residents wrung their hands over the mysterious Penistrator, who has been furtively drawing inappropriate body parts on snowy cars.
Under further analysis, we can see that the shape of the fresh phallus under Osment’s snowy finger looks quite a bit like the one in the second photo from EV Grieve. But the third photo shows a decidedly different artistic interpretation. Could there be multiple Penistrators at work? Or maybe Osment is just exercising creativity?
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Theories and criticism of length/girth/etc are welcome in the comments.
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At least he was nice enough to compliment the guy’s car (Dick Head)

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Scheme Factory said...
What? Those cars are covered with cleavage and breasts!

Well, they say we see what we want to see...

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Lisa said...
That's so funny!

I thought I was the only one who likes drawing penises on snowy cars!

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Lisa you naughty girl. LOL

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Nose Disker

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I bet it's a bitch when he sneezes

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Scheme Factory said...
A 'grateful dead' fan or not? (steel or still yer face, ha ha)

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FAILED !!!

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Can you take a hint?

PUSH the damn door and if that doesn't work

Then PULL it and if that doesn't work

THEN READ THE SIGN

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Beauty and Brains Commercial

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Everyone Loves Bacon

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Laziness

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Tattoo Jim said...

Ah, but then you drop it and it rolls away from... just out of reach. Shit!!!

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Then you get to do the duck walk with pants around ankles to get it.

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Scheme Factory said...
The definition of adulthood: I put the freekin' new t.p. roll on the roller!!

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You know it’s cold when you can do this:

A 60-ton house moves across a stretch of White Bear Lake from Manitou Island to land in Minnesota on Wednesday.
Terry Semple of Semple Building Movers of St. Paul, didn't take the weather for granted. Last weekend, they pumped water onto the ice to make it thicker. Kraemer calculated that the lake level was 2 feet below normal, and said tests showed that the ice sat on about a foot of water and muck. And Denice Semple, Terry's wife, said the company hired an engineer who advised how to distribute the weight enough to keep the house from crashing through.
Randy Larson of White Bear Lake joked that it was the biggest ice house he ever saw.
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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

'Teddy Bear' faces federal charges

The FBI filed federal charges this week against a Durham woman for allegedly threatening to kill her probation officer.
In a criminal complaint filed with the United States District Court, federal investigators say Teddy Bear Paradise told witnesses that "they would have to clean up all the blood in the parking lot."
The complaint also says that Paradise has continued to threaten the woman despite having her parole repeatedly revoked.
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Woman bites driver over non-hybrid bus
Going green was a cause she could really sink her teeth into.
The frantic passenger who bit a veteran driver's arm was upset that his bus wasn't a hybrid, he said Thursday.
"She came on the bus, and she said she waited more than an hour for a hybrid," said MTA driver Peter Williams, 42. "I said, 'I'm not in control of what bus is assigned to me.'"
When her rant was done, she grabbed his arm.
"Miss, don't touch me while I'm operating the bus," Williams warned Bolar.
At W. 79th St., Williams let passengers off and gestured to a dispatcher he called for help.
"That's when she bit me. ... I couldn't believe it."

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Pregnant woman forced to expose herself
A pregnant woman was told to bare her stomach in a crowded liquor store to prove she wasn't shoplifting or police would be called.
Cr Tully said the 40-year-old woman was in a Springfield bottleshop last week buying a birthday present when the shop assistant forced her to lift her shirt and expose her baby-belly in front of other customers, after being wrongly accused of shoplifting.
The woman was told if she did not comply, police would be called.
It is believed the 1st Choice Liquor staff claimed there had been a similar incident earlier in the week where a person who was posing as a pregnant woman was actually stealing alcohol.
He said shoplifting was a matter for police not "voyeurs" working behind the counter.

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You thought this only happens in movies

Two escape prisoners making a break for it but apparently forgetting they were handcuffed together. Disoriented after being pepper sprayed, their getaway plan ends in disaster with each guy blaming the other for hitting the pole.

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Scheme Factory said...
FREKING CLASSIC.

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Police chase woman in stolen U-Haul truck

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News Story

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Scheme Factory said...
What a sweetheart! The high-stepping right before she got tackled would earn her an extra penalty in football, though. Mike Vick could maybe give her pointers.

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What Part of This Clock You Don’t Understand

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This is a clock for those people that paid attention in math class all the way through college.
Each numeral on the clock has been replaced by an equivalent notation. .
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There's an explanation of the numerals

1 Legendre's constant http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legendre%27s_constant
2 "An infinite number of mathematicians..." http://derdritte.soup.io/post/6961628/An-infinite-number-of-mathematicians-walk-into

3 A Unicode character as a HTML entity http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicode_and_HTML

4 Modular arithmetic http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modular_arithmatic

5 The Golden Mean reworked a little http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio

6 Three Factorial (3*2*1) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factorial

7 6.99999.. Though a different number than 7, still equals 7 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repeating_decimal

8 Graphical representation of Binary code http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_numeral_system

9 An example of a base-4 number http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quaternary_numeral_system 10 A Binomial Coefficient http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal%27s_triangle

11 An example of Hexadecimal encoding http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexadecimal

12 The cube root is the inverse of 12^3 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cube_root

URL for this document: http://tinyurl.com/a8sg2x

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Caption This...............

Scheme Factory said...
Real tattoo?- then that person will be high-five-ing themself from now on. (!)

Tattoo Jim said...
How about that old song "Lonely, I'm Mister Lonely, I have nobody to call my own..."

This will tell everyone how old you are.

Mister Lonely 1975

Tattoo Jim said...
I was thinking of the Bobby Vinton version from 64... that really tells everybody how old I am. And it's a lot older than that!!!

I know that song myself. Oops, I just gave a clue of my age.

Slauerhoff Bridge located in Leeuwarden, Netherlands.

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Scheme Factory said...
See, this is what happens when drugs are legalized-

The engineers were either high or just felt like messing with everyone.

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What's to say they didn't do both?

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UpDate 1-29

Maybe this was the engineers test for employment

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Norwegian Math Test
A Norwegian fella wants a job, but the dean won’t hire him until he passes a little math test.
Here is your first question, the dean said. ‘Without using numbers, represent the number 9.’
‘Without numbers?’ The Norwegian says, ‘Dat’s easy.’ and proceeds to draw three trees.
‘What’s this?’ the dean asks.
‘Vot! you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine,’ says the Norwegian.
‘Fair enough,’ says the dean. ‘Here’s your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.’
The Norwegian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. ‘Dar ya go.’
The dean scratches his head and says, ‘How on earth do you get that to represent 99?’
‘Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it’s dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99.’
The dean is getting worried that he’s going to actually have to hire this Norwegian, so he says, ‘All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.’
The Norwegian fella stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, ‘Dar ya go. Von hundred.’
The dean looks at the attempt. ‘You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!’
The Norwegian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, ‘A little dog come along and pooped by each tree So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, vich makes von hundred.’
‘So, ven do I start?

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Anyone up for the Challenge.....

Does anyone know where these steps are located?

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trail dust said...
I think this is what you are looking for http://www.ssqq.com/ARCHIVE/vinlin27d.htm

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Thanks

How about you trail dust are you up for the challenge?

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trail dust said...
I don't have a Passport or I'd be all over that thing. HA, ya right!

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Snowfall

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Not Funny Anymore!
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I thought I had a bad day...
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Man lands on church roof

A Skoda ended up getting wedged in a church roof after flying 100ft in the air.
The 23-year-old driver was reportedly speeding up a slope before the incident occurred.
Firefighters spent two hours freeing the man at the Church of Our Lady in the village of Limbach-Oberfrohna, Germany.
Physics experts will help police figure out how the car was able to "take off".
A police spokesman said: "The driver was very lucky."
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Scheme Factory said...
It takes physics experts to determine howinthehell he crashed!? Into a church?!

He's a Holy-Driver! (sorry)

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Maybe the driver was late getting to church and took a short cut.

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The Eyebrow Dance

The song is Freestyle - Don’t Stop The Rock

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Adam said...
Wow, those are some talented kids! Amazing!

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Anonymous said...
Actually, I believe the song is done by 'The freesylers'...

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St. Louis odor a mystery but not dangerous

Firefighters and gas company officials in St. Louis said they do not know the origin of a foul odor in the region but tests found it is not dangerous.
St. Louis firefighters and Laclede Gas workers said they investigated the odor, which numerous residents of the St. Louis area have reported in recent days, early Sunday and performed tests that verified that the air remains safe to breathe.
"People are wanting us to come out and check to give them reassurances that everything was OK," St. Louis Fire Capt. Robert Keuss said Monday. "We've checked it out and it is not dangerous."
Laclede Gas officials said they have determined that the odor is not natural gas related.
"We may never know where the smell actually came from," Keuss said. "We're telling the residents that it will eventually drift away. We're just hoping it goes away soon."

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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Poisonous Fish Testicles Send 7 Japanese Diners to Hospital
Seven diners in northern Japan fell ill and three remained hospitalized Tuesday after eating blowfish testicles prepared in a restaurant not authorized to serve the poisonous delicacy.
The owner of the restaurant in Tsuruoka city, who is also the chef, had no license to serve blowfish and was being questioned on suspicion of professional negligence, police official Yoshihito Iwase said.
Blowfish, while extremely poisonous if not prepared properly, is considered a delicacy in Japan and is consumed by thrill-seeking gourmets.
Iwase said the seven men ordered sashimi and grilled blowfish testicles at the restaurant Monday night.
Shortly after, they developed limb paralysis and breathing trouble and started to lose consciousness — typical signs of blowfish poisoning — and were rushed to a hospital for treatment, Iwase said.
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Woman Denied Bikini Job Sues Restaurant
A woman who wanted a job as a bikini-clad barmaid at a New York City eatery says managers rejected her because she has a "Latin accent."
Melody Morales has sued seeking unspecified damages and saying she applied 15 times for a job at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone restaurant and bar. She says managers always denied there were any openings even though other employees said there were.
Her lawsuit says one manager told her that her "Latin accent" would ruin his business. She says another told her "You don't speak white."
Morales says she was born in New York to Dominican and Puerto Rican parents. And she says she looks good in a bikini.
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$130,120 found in tire on side of highway
Police said $130,120 cash discovered inside of an abandoned tire by Indiana Department of Transportation workers was likely drug money.
The Indiana State Police said the money was discovered by the highway workers Friday while they were picking up litter along I-70 in Hancock County, the Indianapolis Star reported Tuesday.
The workers called the state police, who said the cash was rolled up in rubber bands, a common practice among drug couriers. A law enforcement dog detected the scent of drugs on the money.
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Schoolgirl's inflatable doll prank
A Romanian schoolgirl is in trouble after a police patrol caught her carrying an inflatable doll in the street.
The girl told police she was going to play a prank on a classmate for his birthday.
But the officers explained to her she might be charged with exposing pornographic materials and called her parents to the station.
The girl carried the big-breasted doll all the way from a sex-shop in downtown Constanta city to her high school where she was stopped by police.
The incident is being investigated by the head of the school where the girl is in her 10th grade.
She may be punished with a low grade for behavior and faces a fine from the police.
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Lawyer Got Sh**faced In Court!
A mistrial was declared Monday when a home-invasion robbery suspect smeared human feces on his attorney's face then threw more at the jury.
Weusi McGowan, 37, was upset because San Diego Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Fraser refused to remove Deputy Alternate Public Defender Jeffrey Martin from the case, prosecutor Christopher Lawson said.
At the mid-morning break, McGowan produced a plastic baggie filled with fecal matter and spread it on Martin's hair and face, then flung the excrement toward the jury box, hitting the briefcase of juror No. 9 but missing the juror himself.
"That juror didn't even see it coming," Lawson said.
The prosecutor said the defendant was compliant after the outburst and was taken into custody without further incident.
After lunch, Fraser dismissed the jury, telling them McGowan would have to get a new lawyer and that his trial would be delayed.
The judge scheduled a status conference for Feb. 9 and raised the defendant's bail from $250,000 to $1 million, finding he is a danger to the community.
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Talk about your crappy lawyers...
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That's Just Crazy

It may only be one horsepower, but this Fiat Uno certainly gave traffic cops a run for their money as it sped along the motorway with a foal in the back seat. The driver had bought the 260 lbs foal at a livestock market near the Polish capital Warsaw and was driving 150 miles to his farm in the north of the country. By the time police caught up with it driver Hieronim Kapuscinski had pulled over when the car's engine conked out. Inside the car the pony stood waiting patiently to be fed while the driver's two pals - who'd been crammed into the front - checked that the rear seat was secure on the roof rack. Police fined the driver 50 GBP for inappropriate use of a car and confiscated the horse until its owner can arrange for a proper livestock transporter to pick it up.
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Cow rides in back of car in Beirut.

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Cut Rate Tits

During a recent trip to Winnipeg (Manitoba, Canada) this last weekend.
I saw this sign and thought it was funny and took a picture
You're more than welcome to post it on the page if you wish.
Giant Tiger is a 'family' discount mega store. Kinda like a dollar store on steroids.
I was wondering if the coupon deal, is only redeemable in pairs...
cheers
c
ps. your site...a daily read, thanks for your work.

Thanks Chris

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nonamedufus said...
We like to keep abreast of things north of the 49th!

I enjoy your blog - daily reading - and I nick things once and awhile while citing its source.

I've linked to your blog so that more can enjoy your material.

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Correction nonamedufus you should have said north of the 48th.

Alaska and Hawaii makes 49th and the 50th states.

It's a simple mistake for you Foreigners. HaHaHa

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nonamedufus said...
49th parallel...you must be using our metric system!

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Duh!

Sorry about this, I haven't heard that for a while.

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My coupon says "Assorted styles and colors. Mix and Match.

Buy one get another free of equal or lesser value."

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That’s better than the ones that say "Sorry, only one per customer."

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What is Courage?

Is it to tell a judge off?

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Is it to drive a formula 1 car?

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Is it to fly a fighter plane in combat?

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Is it to practice (base jumping) free falling parachuting?

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Is it bungee jumping, white water rafting?

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Is it to gamble your salary on a bet?

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Is it to insult the bouncer in a bar?

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Is it to insult your boss?

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That's Nothing…

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What you see below is COURAGE!!!

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Thanks Amy

.Scheme Factory said...
"Courage" the dog lived up to his name.

The kids were sad to see him go, but knew he died doing what he loved.

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UpDate 1-30

Tiger having SEX with a Dog
Tiger (cub) and Dog (pup) were best of friends when they were young

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Running for Laughs

Schoolteacher running for world record marathon dressed in a clown costume.

A school teacher from Radley is believed to have broken a world record after running a marathon dressed as a clown.
Paul Fernandez, 34, completed the Glouc-ester Marathon last Sunday in full clown costume in 2hr 50min 34sec — more than half-an-hour faster than the Guinness World Record of 3hr 24min.
Mr Fernandez, a biology teacher at Radley College, was second overall in the race out of about 250 runners.
His time has to be verified by Guinness Book of Records officials.
Before the race, the 34-year-old teacher said: "My personal best is 2hr 39min, which I did at Abingdon last year.
"Gloucester is a small marathon and the winner only did it in 2hr 53min last year, so in theory I could be near the front, which could be a bit embarrassing.
"I’m hoping to go 30 seconds a mile slower than my personal best and still come in at under 2hr 50min."
He was struck with the idea after looking at feats of endurance.

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Hard boiled eggs

Allergy Information: Contains Eggs.

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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Raccoon bit off man's manhood
A feisty raccoon has bitten off a man’s penis as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
"When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
"He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal of his.
"That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."
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OUCH!

People do the dumbest things wnen drinking.

Now he will never know what he made missed out on.

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Laundry thief is just a cat burglar
He stalks the night preying on undies left unsuspectingly on clothes lines and in laundry baskets.
Lithe and agile, he leaps fences to get his wily paws on socks, swimmers, shirts, dresses - even dolls.
But it is no pervert at the center of Mosman's missing panties mystery.
After months of curiosity and clothes disappearing from across the suburb, the cat burglar has been revealed as, well, a cat.
His name is Cisco, a six-year-old Tonkinese cat owned by Dalton Rd resident Peter Hand.
"It just started a few months ago, Cisco kept bringing in all manner of items," Mr Hand said.
"People were wondering where their things were getting to."
Besides undies, there have been cleaning mitts, garden gloves, a pin cushion and children's toys.
The blue-eyed cat drags the booty down a side path, through the cat door and up to Mr Hand's bedroom. But now the secret is out.
"I've been trying to find the owners. One lady asked if I had her swimmers," real estate buyers agent Mr Hand said. "She was delighted to get them back."

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Driver on a Drip
A speeding driver stopped by police was wearing hospital robes and had an IV drip in his arm.
Guang Wang was attached to a bag of antibiotics dangling from the car’s rear view mirror.
He told shocked cops he had fled hospital after getting fed up waiting to complete his treatment.
So he jumped out of bed on a ward and sneaked out to the car park to drive home in Wuxi, eastern China.
Police fined him £20 for speeding and drove him back to the hospital to complete his treatment.

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Octuplets? No, that's a litter!
8 Babies Born to Stunned California Parents
Doctors in Bellflower California methodically delivered a mother's seven babies, five boys and two girls, just as they had repeatedly rehearsed.
Then came the eighth.
The surprising sixth boy and eighth child made Monday's mass birth not just remarkable but historic.
"It is quite easy to miss a baby when you're anticipating seven," said Dr. Harold Henry, chief of maternal and fetal medicine and one of 46 doctors, nurses and assistants who delivered the children by Caesarean section at Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center. "Ultrasound doesn't show you everything."
Just five minutes after the first birth, the unexpected eighth baby came out at 10:48 a.m.
"My eyes were wide," Dr. Karen Maples said.
It was just the second live octuplets birth in U.S. history.

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Zipper For Men with BIG.......

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Boss, have we got insurance on the car?

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Cursing seems to be a part of almost everyones vocabulary

Angry Cursing Weathermen - NSFW

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Cursing Weather Guy - NSFW

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Clearly the choice of the new generation - NSFW

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Fat Pig

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Do You See What I See?

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Amanda said...
Nope. Tell us please.

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In due time I just post it, I want to see if someone can first.

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Scheme Factory said...
Do ipods even work up in there?

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Mad Izatie said...
...is that what I THINK it is? ...in PUBLIC?!

capcha: trainsta. she is such a trainsta!

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Adam said...
I'm just wondering where that cord leads to,

I'm not interested in seeing it, just curious...

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Adam have you ever seen a naked girl there are only 1 place it could go and the way she standing she is giving herself pleasure.

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Adam said...
I've only seen one in pictures and in the movies! ;)

I think she should turn down the setting, she's starting to look tired, hahaha!

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Adam women very seldom get tired they can do it over and over.

It's the male that gets tired even after one time and go to sleep.

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THIS POST WENT FROM WHAT DO YOU SEE TO A SEX EDUCATION.

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Lucky People Compilation

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The Butt Crack You Can Appreciate

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From hahakiri

A chick takes a dare and gets owned by a table she jumps onto


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A dude "FAILS" at a Table Jump

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A skater gets owned by his skateboard - NSFW


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Cop almost gets owned by out of control truck

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Eating Out - NSFW

Seafood/Taco

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Anonymous said...
"The sign says All You Can Eat and I'm not leavin' till I've had ALL I can eat."

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Discrimination

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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Fake Teen Cop Fools Police, Patrols Chicago for 5 Hours
A 14-year-old aspiring police officer donned a uniform, walked into a Chicago police station and managed to get an assignment — patrolling in a squad car for five hours before he was detected, police said Sunday.
The boy did not have a gun, never issued any tickets and didn't drive the squad car, Deputy Superintendent Daniel Dugan said.
Assistant Superintendent James Jackson said the ruse was discovered only after the boy's patrol with an actual officer ended Saturday. Officers noticed his uniform lacked a star that is part of the regulation uniform.
Police said they were investigating how the deception went undetected for so long in what they described as a serious security breach.
Police didn't identify the boy because of his age. He has been charged as a juvenile with impersonating an officer.
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Google's Rumored GDrive May 'Kill' the PC
Google's rumored "GDrive," a service that would enable users to access their PCs from any Internet connection, could kill off the desktop computer.
The GDrive, unconfirmed by Google, is reported to launch this year, with tech news sites calling it the "most anticipated Google product so far."
The Google drive would shift away from Microsoft Window's operating system, in favor of "cloud computing," where storage and processing is done in data centers. Users would no longer have to rely on their computers' powerful hard drives.
Home and businesses have been turning toward web-based services, such as e-mail — including popular services Hotmail and Gmail — and photo storage, such as Flickr and Picasa. Users would no longer have to worry about their hard drives crashing, since data would be saved on the Web, and can be accessed from any machine.
With the GDrive, a PC would be a device acting as a portal to the Web, enabling users to think of their computer as software rather than hardware.
Google refused to confirm the GDrive, but acknowledged the growing demand for cloud computing.
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Wouldn't let her sleep, suspect told deputies, so she shot him
A Monroe woman, who said she was angry because her boyfriend wouldn't let her sleep, shot him with a small-caliber handgun, according to an arrest affidavit.
Charged with aggravated battery was Roshonda Anding, 21, of 3002 Burg Jones Lane. She remained in Ouachita Correctional Center on Saturday afternoon with no bond set.
The arrest affidavit said Ouachita deputies found the victim in his car at the intersection of Beverly Street and Morton early Saturday. The victim had been shot once in the hip, and was taken to LSU Medical Center.
Deputies said they encountered the suspect walking in the vicinity of the shooting scene. The affidavit said Anding led authorities to the handgun, which she had thrown into a culvert.
"Anding was cooperative," the affidavit said, and only stated that she shot (the victim) because he was bothering her and wouldn't let her sleep."
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She probably wasn't aiming for his hip either.

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The Most Stupidest Goalkeeper

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That's Just Crazy

HOW FAST IS HE SPINNING?!?!?!?!?!

This is one of those spots that you'd see in a video game.

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DO NOT!

Yes there are people stupid enough to get inside.

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