KITCHEN SEX

She's in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, when he walks in.

She turns and says, "You have to make love to me -- this very moment."

His eyes light up and he thinks, "Holy Smoke - this is my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all, on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"

She explains, "The egg timer's broken."