Mr. President..................

George Dubya Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan.

The doctor says, "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First your brain has two sides, the left side and the right side."Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? Doesn't everyone have two sides to their brain?" The doctor replied, "Yes, Mr. President, but your brain is very unusual because on the left side there is nothing working right, while on the right side there is nothing left!"