Questions with no answers

· Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?
· If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
· Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?
· If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
· If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
· Do vampires get AIDS?
· Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
· If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
· Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
· Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
· If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner instead of chasing Road-Runner?
· How can you hear yourself think?
· If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
· If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
· When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
· Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
· If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
· If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
· If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
· If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
· If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
· What's a question with no answer called?
· Why is a square meal served on round plates?
· Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
· If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
· Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
· How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
· Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
· If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
· Can you cry under water?
· If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?