Thursday, July 19, 2007

What Men Really Know......................?

A man dashed into a police station at midnight.
"My wife," he gasped. "She's been missing since eight o'clock tonight."
"Particulars, height and weight asked the sergeant?"
"I don't know." said the man.
"Do you know what she was wearing?"
"No, but she took the dog with her."
"What kind of dog?" asked the sergeant?
"Brindle, bull terrier, weight 53 lbs, Four dark blotches on his body shading from grey to white, three white legs and rightfront leg brindled all but the toes. Small nick in his left ear."
"That'll do," gasped the sergeant. "We'll find the dog."

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