Saturday, September 1, 2007

Match Your Snatch

The makers of Clone Your BoneTM thought hard about that one and have come up with a kit that allows you to make an exact copy of your lovely labia. The Match Your SnatchTM kit comes with everything you need to capture every detail of your one-of-a-kind kitty in wax. An optional magnet will let you create the most interesting note-holder that has ever graced your refrigerator.

FOR ALL SHAPES AND SIZES. . .
Our specially designed casting cup can handle everything from Wynona's Big Brown Beaver to Carrie's Cute Clam to Polly's Petite Petunia, and all sizes in between!


The possibilities for fun with a Match Your Snatch Kit™ are endless.
Perfect Christmas present for your mother-in-law

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

whoever thought this one up is a one smart muffin!

Guy Lakeman said...

so where to dip wick?