Million Dollar Pubes

Million Dollar Pubes is such a bizarre money-making scheme I don't know whether to laugh, cry or marvel at the sheer ridiculousness of it.
Some chick is selling her pubes for $200 a piece online.
Her goal? A million bucks. Each purchase allows the buyer to place an ad on her site, which is essentially just a shot of someone's crotch, dotted with little images of Che Guevara, a Valentine's heart that asks "Marry Me," etc.