NTSB Investigation

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged a highly secret funding they had with the U.S. auto makers for the past five-years.

The NTSB covertly funded a project, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"
Only the state of Texas was different, where 89.3% of the final words were, "Hey Big Bubba, we going out in a “BIG” way!"

Actually, the comment was "Here, hold my beer and watch this!"