Signs

Signs. . .

We see them everyday, in nearly every placewe go.

Here are some we wanted to share that just may lead to misunderstanding. . .

(and a laugh or two!)


In a restroom:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER...

PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW


In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES...

PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHESWHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT


In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS


In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY

PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN


In another office:

AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEA POT AND

STAND UPSIDEDOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD


Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING -BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.

WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONGAND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS


Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR


Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,

THERE IS ADAY CARE ON THE 1st FLOOR


Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,

BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:

IF YOU CANNOT READ,

THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOWTO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.

(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)