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Pink bikini gets serviceman jail
A Singapore national serviceman who sashayed into a lift (elevator) early one morning wearing only a pink bikini has been handed a day's jail and a $11,000 (£3,700) fine by a court.
Tan Wen Zhong, 21, admitted to five charges, including "outraging the modesty" of the woman who shared the lift with him and "fraudulent possession of women's underwear."A subsequent police search of his apartment turned up 46 pieces of women's underwear and bikinis as well as four obscene films.

Pavement sex teenager sentenced
A teenager who simulated sex on a pavement in the Scottish Borders has been put on probation for 12 months. Steven Marshall, 18, of Woodstock Avenue, Galashiels, admitted a charge of public indecency on 17 June. Selkirk Sheriff Court was told how he got into a press-up position with his trousers down on his home street and simulated sexual intercourse. The court heard Marshall was "very ashamed" and it was decided not to put him on the sex offenders' register. Mark Harrower, defending, told the court that Marshall had an arthritis condition which required medication and had been drinking to excess.

Danger Driver, 100, In Trouble Again
A 100-year-old Japanese man has been arrested after his car hit an umbrella held by a child.
Masaru Hori has been arrested several times for driving offences in recent months. But insisted he needs to stay on the road to stop himself going senile.
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Police: Driver Tries To Escape In Car Wash
Authorities in Fond du Lac, Wis., said a suspected drunk driver attempted to shake a Sheriff's Department reserve officer by driving through a car wash. The Fond du Lac County Sheriff's Department said the reserve officer stopped the driver on suspicion of drunken driving near a gas station. The driver attempted to flee by driving through the station's car wash, allegedly nearly striking a Fond du Lac Police Department officer when the vehicle sped out the other side.
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