Sunday, January 13, 2008

A little tidbit for you penis size freaks.

From the New York Post: January 7, 2008 -- "DIVORCE-bound Shaquille O'Neal isn't letting the grass grow under his sizable feet. An in-the-know female cabby from South Beach who's driven the $20 million-a-year Miami Heat center tells Steppin' Out's Chaunce Hayden: "Every time Shaq is in town, I get the call, and let me tell you: He's got more women leaving his hotel room then any celebrity I've ever seen. Every time he stayed at the Marriott in South Beach, he had a blonde or a brunette with him." Not all that surprising following Shaq's decision in September to split from his wife of five years and mother of four, Shaunie O'Neal. His rep didn't return our call.""Sizeable feet"? According to Shaq's Wiki entry states his shoe size is 23. In checking his shoe size against the handy dandy Shoe Size - Penis Size Comparison Chart, we find Shaq's shoe size goes way over the chart's maximum shoe size of 11 1/2 inches, indicating Shaq's penis size is way over 11+ inches. Ah-ha! Now we KNOW why all those whores are coming in and out of his hotel room, don't we? I like Shaq, he's a good guy and all, but he'd better watch out using that monster dick on diseased bum sluts or he'll get AIDS like Magic Johnson did from all his whoring around with his "johnson."

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Magic Johnson did not get AIDS...he got HIV. HIV causes AIDS...they are not interchangeable.

Anonymous said...

Yeah like if I don't have a cold sore I don't really have the herpes virus....wrong. HIV is the virus that causes aids. In all other cases, we call them interchangeable. We don't do it with aids only because of the stigma.

Anonymous said...

Actually, AIDS is the diagnosis given when someone's T cell count drop below 200, so HIV and AIDS are NOT interchangeable to those in the know. Education is a wonderful thing!

Anonymous said...

i'd like to suck that black cock

Anonymous said...

Who cares about AIDS technicalities...I just know I don't want to get it...I need me some of them sluts...Now how do you get to South Beach?

Anonymous said...

I don't want AIDS OR HIV!

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Anonymous said...

Love hurts?

Anonymous said...

Cindy Crawford had a taste of it in 1995 shortly after her breakup with Richard Gere.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Wonder what his penis look like no homo

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