A BABY BOBCAT USES THE TOILET

Someone's pet bobcat named "Sir Squats A Lot" was recently caught on camera using a human toilet. The bobcat reportedly didn't even flush and used up all the toilet paper and didn't replace it. His owners are apparently going to shit in their yard for a week as retaliation for this heinous crime. One has to wonder if this event will finally trigger the much anticipated Planet Bobcat vs Planet Earth war we've all been waiting for.