Biker

A Biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to have a tasty meal under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The Biker jumps off his ride, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, releasing the little girl. The Biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has seen the whole thing, and tells the Biker that he will be featured on the front page of next day’s newspaper.
“Why, it was nothing,” the Biker said. “I just acted as I felt was necessary.”
“Well,” says the reporter, I will make sure this won’t go unnoticed.”
The next morning, the Biker buys the newspaper and reads the headline:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN-AMERICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
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Thanks Richard