Wednesday, March 26, 2008

How to use your upcoming tax rebate…

As you may have heard, the present Republican Administration said that each and every one of us would now get a nice tax rebate. Of course, that is a traditional Republican way of buying votes.
So, what should we spend it on?
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs,
If we purchase a computer it will all go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala,
If we purchase a car it will all go to Japan or Europe.
If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America!! So, the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy hookers and beer and visit Indian casinos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

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