Put your head between your legs and Kiss Your Ass Good Bye

Airplane has a tough time landing.

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Blind Pilots

Airplane passengers watch nervously as two men wearing pilots’ uniforms and dark glasses use canes to feel their way into the cockpit. The plane starts barreling down the runway, and the passengers begin to get scared as the water at the end of the airstrip nears. With only a few yards left, everyone screams, but the plane lifts off just in time. The passengers think it was all a joke, while in the cockpit, the pilot’s high-five. “You know,” says one pilot to the other, “one day they’re gonna scream too late, and we’re all gonna die.”