Latest weapon revealed in war on terror

India army are set to deploy a "curry bomb" to win the war on terror.

India's weapons development experts have developed an eye-watering spice bomb, packed with a potent mix of red chili and pepper which will be used to smoke out militants during counter-insurgency operations. As Britain's legion of Friday night Vindaloo casualties will testify, too much chili can be debilitating.
But scientists from India's Defense Research and Development Organization have discovered that the spices which make your curry so hot can also bring an enemy to his knees in seconds. They have created an 81-mm grenade packed with red hot chili, pepper and phosphorus to use in Kashmir where Islamic separatists linked with al Qaeda are fighting a long-running insurgency war.
Their enemy is often unseen, and can easily disappear in civilian crowds. India's curry bomb however will help its soldiers to immobilize enemy fighters, and allow them to be captured, without long-term injury.