Small Bits of News

Smarter woman have worse sex.
BRAINY babes find it harder to have an orgasm – because they are too busy thinking, a study claims.
The German survey found that the more educated a woman was, the less likely it was that she would be satisfied by sex.
In the study 62 per cent of women who had completed their education said they often had problems achieving orgasm.
Only 38 per cent of women with a lower educational qualification said they had such problems.
The study conducted by a German lifestyle website surveyed over 2,000 women between the ages of 18 and 49.
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Beaver breaks into vodka store
An urgent report from the city of Ozersk in Chelyabinsk Region on Friday night, revealed that a big wild animal had broken into a local store.
It said a large amount of hard liquor had been wasted as a result of the incident.When arriving at the scene, the Emergencies ministry workers, discovered a huge beaver in the pavilion. The critter was not afraid of people and when the emergency crew arrived it calmly continued with its personal hygiene.
Before being caught the beaver went on a small excursion of the shop, which included a stop at the alcohol section. There the animal tried to climb on one of the shelves and knocked several bottles of vodka on the floor.
Apparently, the animal was trying to escape the forest fires troubling the region recently.
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Drunk man stumbles into home wearing pink G-string
Police responding to a report of an intruder found their man asleep in his car - wearing only a pink G-string. Minutes earlier, a bemused couple sitting in their home had been confronted by the near-naked drunk. They had left the door of their home in the Avenue, Starbeck, Harrogate, unlocked, as they were expecting their daughter home at about 9pm. But instead it was total stranger David Lapsley who walked in - "wearing no top and no shoes".