Whether it's an "ouch!" or an "oops," nearly every lover has been there. For both amateurs and seasoned veterans in the sack, few go unscathed when it comes to embarrassing sex moments.
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1. Sex Can Be Clumsy
Whether accidentally knocking heads, pulling hair or taking an elbow in the eye, it’s important to remember that our movements aren’t as well orchestrated as that of a symphony. Bodies bumping up against one another can get out of control and out of sync.
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2. A Full Bladder is No Fun
For most people, there is no worse time to hold your bladder than during sex. But people do (some people actually enjoy the sensations this provides). They would rather suffer their way through painful sex than call a time-out to hit the toilet.
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3. Naked Bodies Do Make Noises
By far one of the most heart-stopping noises in the sack is that of a "fart." I put that in quotes because sounds of breaking wind don’t actually always involve intestinal gas.
Sweaty bodies can catch air as they rub up against each other, making it sound like somebody just ripped one. Air getting caught up in the vaginal canal, more commonly known as a "queef," also may resemble a farting noise. All of these sounds are common and often unavoidable.
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4 More Embarrassing Sex Moments
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