1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big d*ck or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
2. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
3. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
4. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
5. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
6. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
7. Great news . . . Virginity can be cured !!!
8. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she... was happy with the Thing......
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment