Friday, October 17, 2008

Real names that sound like a joke

SOME parents can be cruel – or down right stupid – when naming their kids.
SUE AGE - Born Glasgow, 1849.
PETER PIDDLE - Baptized Fowey, Cornwall, 1649.
ENEMA BOTTOMLEY WOOD - Died Huddersfield, 1904.
SEYMOUR BUST - Born Halstead, Essex, 1841.
PLEASANT TITTY - Baptized Margate, Kent, 1768.
(She was named after her mom — so the family had a pair of Pleasant Tittys.)
SEXEY BUTT - Born Dundry, Somerset, 1803.
EFFING DICK - Born Glasgow, 1848.
WILLY MUSCLE - Born Holme, Huntingdonshire, 1685.
GOLDEN BALLS - Baptized Aylsham, Norfolk, 1813.
KENNETH McSHAGGER - Born Scotland, 1841.
WILLIE STRETCH - Born Winsford, Cheshire, 1894.
NANCY BOYS - Born Brighton, 1842.
MAD LOONEY - Died Warwicks, 1894.
CONSTANT PAIN - Born Hackney, London, 1901.
MINNIE BAR - Baptized Galston, Ayr, 1761.
AL DENTE - Born Whitechapel, London, 1900.
POSTHUMOUS MINCE - Died Greenwich, Kent, 1839.
AGNES ETTA PEPPER - Born Ipswich, 1881.
EASTER BUNNY - Born Yorkshire, 1851.
KITTY LITTER - Born Marston, Cheshire, 1839.
HOLLY BERRY - Born Barnsley, 1880.
PEARLY GATES - Married Westminster, 1996.
RICK O’SHEA - Married Kennington, London, 1864.
SENSITIVE REDHEAD - Born Bridlington, E Yorks, 1873.
JIMMY RIDDLE - Born Melrose, Midlothian, 1648
PETE SAKE - Born Cheshire, 1840.
PECULIAR BUTTERY - Married Wolverhampton, 1871.
ALICE MAY FALL - Born Shoreditch, London, 1894.
NICHOLAS STREAKER - Born Durham, 1747.
LETTICE SPRAY - Baptized Greasley, Notts, 1633.
IRIS TEW - Died Chester, 1985.
DICK BRAIN - Born Stoke-on-Trent, 1871.
TURD COLLAR - Born Ireland, 1821.
TERESA FARTWANGLER - Born Usk, Monmouth, 1828.
PHILIP PLONKER - Baptized Shalford, Surrey, 1632.
WILLY LEAK - Born Poplar, London, 1886.
ANICE BOTTOM - Baptized Dewsbury, W Yorks, 1837.
IVA LONGBOTTOM - Born Balby, S Yorks, 1899.
TRANNIE PICKUP - Born Portsmouth, 1853.
SILLY TROLLOPE - Born Doncaster, 1894.
DICK HANDLER - Baptized Earls Colne, Essex, 1585.
JOYCE MOODY NUTTER - Died Braintree, Essex, 2001.
HUGH SWELLING - Born Ireland, 1811.
PHIL GRAVES - Died Rotherham 1879.
DEMOSTHENES CUPPA - Married London, 1886.
BASIL LEAF - Born York, 1895.
LARGE BEE - Born Notts, 1829.
LOW FEE - Married Chorlton, Cheshire, 1908.
COLLY FLOWER - Father of girl married in Soho, London, 1797.
MAUD STALE BUN - Born Sunderland, 1851.
LOW FAT - Married Cardiff, 1905.
FAY KING - Died Bromley, Kent, 1998.
SANDY BEACH - Born East London, 1899.
DAILY BONER - Born Hernhill, Kent, 1898.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

There was a guy who lived in Hines Creek, Alberta, Canada who's name was Harry Sak.