Saturday, November 1, 2008

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Tell Me The Truth
A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck up his bottom.
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people’s nether regions.
Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll — and a carnation.
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city’s Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
"But it’s not for me to question his story.
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Man finds a unwanted condiment with his hot dog bun
North Carolina man found more than just bread when he opened up a bag of hot dog buns. Bruce Van Dyne says "I was cooking dinner and I brought these out and I opened them up."
Bruce says "that it was clearly a mouse."
The rodent's parts he says, pretty easy to make out.
Bruce says "I see the little ears. Clearly that's a tail. I don't know what that is, part of his leg or something, but that mouse is baked in there."
The IBM executive says he doesn't want money from this ordeal, just answers and action.
So he called Arnold bread but says they told him not to call the Concord store where he bought the buns.
Bruce says "she told me, 'ah no, you don't need to call BJ's, just send it back to us.'"
BJ's Wholesale apparently worried, too. They pulled all bread products made at the same Florida factory where these buns came from.
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I worked at Wonder Bread when I was younger
It is impossible for a mouse to survive the process in one piece.
Especially the slicing part of packaging.

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