.Everything should taste like bacon. Even you. Gentlemen, the next time your lady calls you a pig, prove her right by puckering up.
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These aren’t your father’s jelly beans! Who needs cherry or lime when you can have a sugary burst of bacon melt in your mouth? Great for sneaking into the movies!
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Oh, the cognitive dissonance! It looks like bacon, but tastes like delicious strawberries.
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Just this once, show chewy bacon some love.
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One hundred tiny bursts of bacon, each packing a moderately disturbing aftertaste of mouth wash. All day long, your breath will smell like you brushed your teeth right after breakfast.
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It’s like a sugary breakfast on a stick. You have your maple. You have your bacon. All you need is a squeeze tube of scrambled eggs and some microwave pancakes to make your morning complete.
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We’ve had salty chocolate and crispy chocolate. The time has come for combining the two into a bacon infused bar of artery clogging goodness.
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When you don’t have time to fry up a pan of breakfast delight, let the wafting scent of maple, bacon, and coffee wake you up. Throw on a toaster waffle and you’ll have the tastes of a complete breakfast during your morning commute.
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If you don’t have the patience to warm up a skillet, you can still enjoy bacon fully cooked, drained, and ready to eat right out of the can.
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