Friday, February 20, 2009

Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed

Man's penis injured in grinder accident
A man whose penis met an ill fate with a grinder in Brisbane's north this afternoon has been rushed to hospital.
It is understood the 23-year-old was working in Northgate when he was injured just after 2pm.
A Department of Emergency Services spokeswoman could not identify the type of grinder that had injured the man or detail how he came in contact with the device.
Although the extent of his injuries is not known, paramedics who treated the man at the scene were able to stem the bleeding.
He was transported to the Royal Brisbane Hospital.
Tattoo Jim said...
Note to self... avoid making love to meat grinder... dumbass!

Girl Turns in Mother for Smoking Pot
A 15-year-old Waverly girl has turned in her mom for allegedly smoking marijuana in front of her.
The 32-year-old woman was cited on suspicion of child abuse and marijuana possession.
The daughter called the Lancaster County Sheriff's Office, and authorities executed a search warrant of her mother's home on Wednesday.
The girl told authorities where they could find the woman's drug paraphernalia and marijuana. One gram of pot was found.
The woman has two other children living in the home.
Woman OK After Bullet Ends Up in Her Hair
Other than having a bit of a headache, a Kansas City woman was uninjured after a bullet fired at her ended up tangled in her hair weave. Police said the 20-year-old woman was in a convenience store parking lot late Wednesday when a man flagged her down and told her that her ex-boyfriend still loved her.
She replied, "Well I don’t love him," then heard gunshots. She said she looked behind the vehicle and saw her ex-boyfriend firing a handgun at her. She stomped her accelerator and fled, then turned into another parking lot and called police.
She told officers she recently had ended an eight-month relationship with the suspect.
Police arrested the ex-boyfriend and his friend in a car.

1 comment:

Jennifer said...

Perhaps Lily Allen doesn’t see things the same way as us. Maybe she wouldn’t settle for anything less than a plush velvet lined room where border collies fetch in biscuits and diet cokes which are tied to their backs. Or she’ll use a photographer/magazine that’ll pay her for peeling off her clothes.