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Man gets 'knifed in penis after turning down sex from woman
Tatiana Bastos attempted to make sexual advances towards him, but was rebuffed.
Ricardo Morais got into his car to go back to do his shift but Bastos followed him. She jumped in the car and refused to get out.
"Miss Bastos then leant over and bit him on the arm. He could feel the pain of the bite
She pulled a six-inch knife from her handbag and attacked Morais without warning while he was driving.
Mr Morais asked what she was going to do Bastos replied "I'm going to kill you and then I'm going to kill myself."
"Within seconds she stabbed the knife into his groin,
"It went in through his jeans, his thermals and his boxer shorts.
"He could immediately feel the pain and the cold of the knife on his penis."
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Woman Fined For Suing Police Dog
An Eastpointe Michigan woman who sued a Warren police dog was fined by a judge to pay $500 for frivolously naming the dog as a defendant. She was also fined another $500 for failing to appear in Macomb County Circuit Court for a February hearing.
Inez M. Starks, 55, filed a lawsuit in August against the city of Warren and several police officers for a 2007 incident outside of her daughter's Warren home. During the altercation, Starks claimed she was bitten in the buttocks by the Warren police dog Liberty.
Starks claims the bite caused damage to her sacroiliac nerve, impairing her ability to walk and keeping her in pain.
But according to the police report of the incident, no evidence that Starks was bitten was found.
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Man Locked Inside Bar After Falling Asleep
Patron Set Off Alarm After Getting Up To Leave
A patron at the I Don't Care Bar & Grill in Hopkinsville Kentucky evidently didn't care about leaving until it was way past closing time and the door was locked.
The man, whose name was not released, told police in western Kentucky that he fell asleep inside the bar and when he got up to leave he set off the alarm.
Hopkinsville, Ky., police officers arrived a few minutes before 3 a.m. Friday to find him still locked inside the establishment and unable to find a way out. So they helped him leave the bar.
No one was arrested. Evidently it's not a crime to be left behind after closing time at I Don't Care.
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Employee Attacks Boss
An angry, loudmouth employee wearing a pink ball cap who gets into a fist fight with the owner and then threatens news cameramen at an auto dealership when he was told of the company's closing due to the bad economy.
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