Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Couple Caught Having Dumpster Sex

Nice conception story to share with the kid someday.
"Yes, junior. You were conceived in a dumpster."
Spring is clearly in the air -- one couple wanting to spend a little quality time together yesterday wasn't too fussy about the location.
A Saanich police officer responding to a complaint of suspicious activity early yesterday morning in the Quadra and McKenzie area heard noises coming from a dumpster. When no one responded after he called out, he decided to look inside.
He found two naked adults, a 30-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man, described later by police as "intertwined and oblivious to his presence."
The pair was ordered to dress and get out of the dumpster. The man was arrested on an unrelated matter stemming from Oak Bay police files, while the woman was sent home.


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