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Woman sees man masturbates in Bed, Bath and Beyond parking lot
A man was observed masturbating in the driver’s side seat of his vehicle in the parking lot of Bed, Bath and Beyond on East Commons Drive.
The woman told deputies that she was exiting Bed, Bath and Beyond when she saw a sedan next to her car with its engine running, but was unable to see anyone inside, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s report.
As she walked between the two cars she saw a man masturbating in the front seat, and according to the report, “she did see the unknown subject’s sexual organs and she was offended by what she saw.”
Deputies found the 21-year-old man by running the license plate number provided by the woman. He admitted to deputies that he was the person masturbating in the Bed, Bath and Beyond parking lot and admitted that this was the second time he was caught.
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76-year-old killer
A Euclid woman is sentenced after entering a no contest plea in Euclid Municipal Court on Thursday. Dorothy Richardson, 76, must pay a $500 fine and perform 80 hours of community service after using a shovel to kill a baby deer in her backyard.
"Your honor, I'm very sorry," said Richardson. She wept in court after accepting a plea deal following the June 15th incident on Waynoka Road. "I looked up and there he stand with glazin' eyes and whining at me, I was afraid that he was gonna jump on me."
In exchange for her plea, Richardson's charges were reduced to a single misdemeanor count. She admitted to hitting the animal and prosecutors say she showed it to a neighbor, bragged about it and left it on the curb with her trash.
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Man shoots cocaine from the cheeks of his butt
A 30-year-old man was arrested Thursday on a host of charges after a bag of cocaine “shot out” of his backside in a gas station, according to an affidavit released Friday.
Investigators said they got a tip that cocaine was being transported in a brown Cadillac in the area of Interstate 95 and Midway Road, and investigators found the vehicle Thursday morning at a gas station at Midway and Glades Cut-Off roads.
The affidavit gave this account:
A man was pumping gas into the vehicle, and a drug sniffing dog smelled narcotics in the vehicle and the area where the man, identified as Warren Leonard Wiley, stood. A search of Wiley turned up a crumpled dollar bill with cocaine in it.
“Wiley was then escorted to the men’s room for a more detailed search,” the affidavit states. “While being escorted, Wiley dropped his shorts in the middle of the store stating, ‘I don’t have nothing.’ ”
Wiley’s backside appeared “clenched tight” as if he was hiding something. While walking, his backside relaxed and a clear bag with about 22 grams of cocaine in it “shot out” onto the store’s floor.
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