Monday, July 27, 2009

Va J-J Visor

Introducing the First Cup to Protect a Woman's Crotch

In this age of equality, it was only a mater of time before women had cups to protect their crotches, just like men.
"The idea of the Va j-j Visor originated a few years ago after a night of hanging out. At one point during the evening our conversation turned to the difficulty we girls were having in being able to properly groom 'down there'," they write on product literature.
"We decided that there must be a product in
the marketplace to address this sensitive issue and when we couldn't find one, we realized we had no choice but to create it ourselves! Hey, what can we say? We take our grooming ~ and the protection of our va j-j ~ seriously!"
"We settled on the name after rejecting other possibilities like The Clam Shell, The Beaver Dam, The Bonnie Bonnet, The Hoo Ha Hoodie, and The Sister Hood because we had long referred to this area of our anatomy as our Va j-j."


Anon Y. Mous said...

Maybe it's just because I'm a guy, but what does this thing do? Is it a sun visor or some type of athletic supporter and protection device? Does it help the ladies pee while standing up?

The Man said...


Anonymous said...

Any woman that's worth a piss can attract and keep a good man. And any man that's worth a piss will know a good woman or relationship when he's got it and will keep his woman trimmed. Not only is it more hygienic and visually appealing, it also is a handy way to get more play time with her goodies.

You think women fall in love with a man that will wash her hair for her like in the movies, you'll totally blow her mind when you give her a trim and a happy ending, specially if she's never let anyone give her a trim before. If she's a good woman and not a skanky ho she probably hasn't.

But BE CAREFUL, this is a powerful thing and you can have a never ending monster problem on your hands, so don't do this for just anyone.

Anonymous said...

This seems like a phenomenal idea!! Where do they sell it?? I need one. All you have to do it nick yourself once. I had no idea they made something like this - I NEED one today!!