Tuesday, July 3, 2007

18 year old offers her virginity for £10,000


http://www.maltastar.com/pages/msfullart.asp?an=13241
July 2, 2007

Baby-faced Carys Copestake, 18, has offered her virginity for the price of £10,000 to help her pay for university tuitions.
The British 18 year old used a false name to advertise herself on a website popular with prostitutes, with her parents having no idea of the bizarre way of getting cash for university.

The ad reads: "Virginity For Sale £10,000." she adds:
"Hey, I think the title says it all. I'm an 18-year-old virgin with student funds to pay and I'm looking to sell my first time right here. I'm brunette, 34C, green eyes, all in proportion and good looking."
The young woman, who still lives with her parents, is one of thousands of students who are struggling to afford the £20,000 fees which cover tuition and accommodation.
She told a journalist: "For as long as I can remember I've wanted to keep my first time special and wait for the right guy. I'm not like other girls who want rid of it from the word go.
"I'm getting curious about myself and the opposite sex. I want to explore and I want someone to teach me.

You always need to read the fine print

Stay away from these condoms.

Funny Joke

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."

When the man starts feeling the pain.

Backwards Way

Two hillbillies are eating in a restaurant. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her underwear and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.


As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

People doing "Dumb Ass" things just to make a video

!!! WARNING !!!

THE FOLLOWING VIDEOS MAYBE DISTURBING FOR SOME PEOPLE
VIEWER DISCRETION IS THERE FOR ADVISED.

Crocodile Arm Bite



Firecracker in Teeth video
This moron sticks a fire cracker in his teeth and lights it!



Tacks in Forehead video
Its amazing what some people will do to be on video.

This guy’s jammed tacks into his forehead.