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This was originally title “REDNECK OF THE MONTH” I think more appropriate title would be “DUMB ASS OF THE DAY”

When Rednecks do something it usually still safe from the start.
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But this isn’t safe at all.
Not only there is no REAL support how in the hell does this idiot plans on turning this death trap. I hope this guy was just bored one weekend and put this together for a laugh. If not he will get what he deserves if the cops don’t stop him first

Mom charged after 2-year-old girl eats LSD-laced candy

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=642042
Aug. 2, 2007

A woman has been charged with physical abuse of a child after her 2-year-old daughter ate two LSD-laced candies the woman allegedly purchased and brought back to their apartment.

The mother, Donielle M. Maki, 23, went to a house and bought 10 drug-laced candies that looked like SweeTarts for $7 each from a man at the house. Maki told investigators she bought the LSD for her cousin.
After buying the drugs, Maki went home, put her 2-year-old daughter to bed and then "passed out" on the couch in the apartment. When she woke up Wednesday at about 9 a.m., her daughter was sitting on the floor near her Care Bears couch and said, "I like these, Mommy" and had one of the drug-laced candies in her hand. Maki saw only eight pieces of candy left and knew her daughter had eaten two of them. » Full article here

Straight from the bottle “PET SWEAT”

There must be a translation problem here.

Maybe this is bottled water for your sweaty pet?

Well, the Japanese DO have a Pepsi that mimics the taste of an ice cold cucumber.

But it does contain 11 essential minerals.

Maybe it should be called “Canine Nose Moisture” or “Liquid Pants” instead.

I imagine this is a variant on the popular Japanese sport drink Pocari Sweat.

The use of the word “sweat” in the name is supposed to suggest that this is a drink appropriate for physically active people, and that it will restore electrolytes, etc. Its intent is the same as that of Gatorade.

Mine is this "BIG"

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Man Pays $2.75 million for "Number of the Devil"

DOHA (Reuters) - The tiny Gulf state of Qatar, famed mainly for having the Arab world's largest reserves of natural gas, added another record to its name Tuesday -- one of the world's most expensive telephone numbers.
At a charity event in the capital of Doha, a Qatari bidder paid $2.75 million for the mobile phone number 666-6666.
The winner, who made the highest bid 10 minutes into the auction, declined requests for interviews. Eight people took part in the auction, organized by Qatar Telecom to help raise funds for charity, paying 3,000 Qatari riyals ($824.60) per ticket.Funds from the ticket sales were given to a local charity, while the 10 million riyals from the sale of the number will be used to expand medical services.

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Malaysian minister defends caning of prisoners

ASS WHOOPING THAT YOU WOULD NEVER WANT AGAIN

Strapped on a wooden frame, a prisoner braces himself for the brutal onslaught.
Within moments of the first blow being struck by the cane-wielding official, the skin on his buttocks breaks and the raw wound begins to open.
Lash after lash after lash follows until his flesh is reduced to a bloody mess. With each blow, the body flinches and there is a cry.

Impact: The prisoner is heard crying out in pain on the video, which has angered human rights campaigners
The six-minute clip, entitled Malaysian Caning Judicial Corporal Punishment, was posted on www.lifeleak.com, an international video-sharing site.
"We are against the death penalty and corporal punishment," said council president Ambiga Sreenevasan.
"It's against all international human rights norms and the various conventions on torture. It's inhumane and degrading."
Flogging is widely used in Malaysia for various offences including drug crimes, rape and illegal entry into the country.

WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS GRAPHIC SCENES