Friday, August 17, 2007
Hollywood's Top 10 Hot Bottoms
From "In Touch Weekly" readers voted for the top 10 best rumps in Hollywood.
Here are the 10 Hollywood Hot Bottoms:
Here are the 10 Hollywood Hot Bottoms:
#10 - Eva Longoria
#9 - Mariah Carey
#8 - Cameron Diaz
#7 – Fergie
#7 – Fergie
#6 - Halle Berry
#5 - Tyra Banks
#5 - Tyra Banks
#4 - Kim Kardashian
#3 - Jessica Biel
#3 - Jessica Biel
#2 – Beyoncé
#1 - Jennifer Lopez
#1 - Jennifer Lopez
The Price Is... Ouch!
Drew Carey may be in over his head. Last Friday, Drew got his arm caught in the revolving turntable on stage while rehearsing for the Grocery Game. He was back on set later that day in a soft cast, joking around with crew members and showing off his battle wounds.
That's My BOY....
So it has started
Wipe that expression off your face, kid! You're creeping me out.OMG!! Poor kid, so creepy... I can't believe the parents would actually post that!
It’s as if he can see straight through the screen and look at my boobs...
Ha-ha, love the caption.
Lol, that's funny!
Awe, too funny!
Very nice
Poor baby, Mommy wants her son to grow up to be a perv?
Ohhhh his father
Scary in more ways than one...
Lol scary baby
Funny, He's very nice
Looks like they caught him staring at a pair of boobs
Lol! Omg! Soooooo cute; too funny
Oh wow. What kind of parents would do this?
O that’s nothing compared to one I've seen. It's got a spermy with eyes and a smile that says "daddy's little squirt"
Yeah - they were all out of ass-man ones - so they had to settle for this!
Seriously this is just wrong on so many levels!
That’s so cute!!
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Short News for 8-16-07
Sinkhole nearly swallows minister's car
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070816/ap_on_fe_st/odd_preacher_sinkhole;_ylt=AtvFZgR8Cau_209ifGt8nIwZ.3QA Wed Aug 15, 8:24 PM ET
Holy sinkhole! A minister says he prayed "Lord don't take me yet" when his car nosed into a sinkhole on Wednesday. The Reverend Ralph Massey, pulled into a parking lot to turn around when the ground gave way, with no warning.
The car came to rest with most of its front section in the hole, and the back end and both rear wheels elevated.
Massey, who wasn't injured, was able to scramble out of the hole, which ended up being about 12 feet wide and six feet deep.
Authorities are trying to determine what caused the sinkhole.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070816/ap_on_fe_st/odd_preacher_sinkhole;_ylt=AtvFZgR8Cau_209ifGt8nIwZ.3QA Wed Aug 15, 8:24 PM ET
Holy sinkhole! A minister says he prayed "Lord don't take me yet" when his car nosed into a sinkhole on Wednesday. The Reverend Ralph Massey, pulled into a parking lot to turn around when the ground gave way, with no warning.
The car came to rest with most of its front section in the hole, and the back end and both rear wheels elevated.
Massey, who wasn't injured, was able to scramble out of the hole, which ended up being about 12 feet wide and six feet deep.
Authorities are trying to determine what caused the sinkhole.
Three nabbed for adding maggots to supermarket meat
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070816/od_nm/dutch_maggots_dc;_ylt=An_DtjyCvBVpfGPmDg_NH96ek3QF Thu Aug 16, 9:20 AM ET
Three young men in the northern Dutch town of Damwoude were charged with damaging property after adding maggots to supermarket meat that was later sold to a customer, police said Thursday.
The shopkeeper found 40 maggots after the customer complained, and identified the men, aged between 18 and 21, on a surveillance tape as they put the insect larvae into packaged meat.
Only one package of the maggot-infested meat was sold, a police spokeswoman said.
The suspects told the police that they had played a prank with bait left over from fishing. The rest of the meat in the store was destroyed.
Chinese couple tried to name baby "@"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070816/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_china_language;_ylt=ArI_hlYXvEqsDkOZKzYaUmkuQE4F Thu Aug 16, 3:04 AM ET
A Chinese couple tried to name their baby "@", claiming the character used in e-mail addresses echoed their love for the child, an official trying to whip the national language into line said on Thursday.
The unusual name stands out especially in Chinese, which has no alphabet and instead uses tens of thousands of multi-stroke characters to represent words.
"The whole world uses it to write e-mail, and translated into Chinese it means 'love him'," the father explained, according to the deputy chief of the State Language Commission Li Yuming.
While the "@" simple is familiar to Chinese e-mail users, they often use the English word "at" to sound it out -- which with a drawn out "T" sounds something like "ai ta", or "love him", to Mandarin speakers.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070816/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_china_language;_ylt=ArI_hlYXvEqsDkOZKzYaUmkuQE4F Thu Aug 16, 3:04 AM ET
A Chinese couple tried to name their baby "@", claiming the character used in e-mail addresses echoed their love for the child, an official trying to whip the national language into line said on Thursday.
The unusual name stands out especially in Chinese, which has no alphabet and instead uses tens of thousands of multi-stroke characters to represent words.
"The whole world uses it to write e-mail, and translated into Chinese it means 'love him'," the father explained, according to the deputy chief of the State Language Commission Li Yuming.
While the "@" simple is familiar to Chinese e-mail users, they often use the English word "at" to sound it out -- which with a drawn out "T" sounds something like "ai ta", or "love him", to Mandarin speakers.
Grounds for Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,"she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please. . ." he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce.
My husband does. He says he can't communicate with me!!”
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,"she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please. . ." he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce.
My husband does. He says he can't communicate with me!!”
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