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Thursday, July 2, 2009
This man was arrested in women's lingerie
Parma police have arrested a man who was spotted driving while dressed in women’s lingerie and exposing himself to passing motorists. At approx. 1:30 p.m. Tuesday, Detective Marty Compton says Parma cops received a call from a female who reported a male had just exposed himself to her while driving southbound on Pearl Road at Brookpark Road. The caller further relayed that the guy was wearing women’s lingerie.
The caller continued to follow the male while providing his vehicle direction and description as officer responded. Within a period of minutes the male was located in the parking lot of 5275 Ridge Road. Compton says that ss the arresting officer approached, the male appeared to be in the process of putting on his pants and wiping off his lipstick and gloss. 42-year-old Jeffrey L. Hirsch of Solon was taken into custody while still wearing lingerie on his upper body.
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The caller continued to follow the male while providing his vehicle direction and description as officer responded. Within a period of minutes the male was located in the parking lot of 5275 Ridge Road. Compton says that ss the arresting officer approached, the male appeared to be in the process of putting on his pants and wiping off his lipstick and gloss. 42-year-old Jeffrey L. Hirsch of Solon was taken into custody while still wearing lingerie on his upper body..
Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed
Gun + Potato = Stupidity
Gunman's use of potato has cops scratching their heads
Jersey City police still can't figure out why a man held up a gas station Sunday holding a gun in one hand and a potato in the other.
Stan Eason, a spokesman for the Jersey City Police Department, said people might have gotten the idea from movies and TV shows, such as CSI, that a potato can be used to the muffle the sound of a gun.
"In movies I've seen where they've used a potato on the end of a gun as a silencer," Eason said. Firing a gun into a potato basically amounts to a very dangerous way to make potato salad. "It's pretty much ineffective as far as becoming a true silencer," he said.
According to a police ballistics expert, the spud would simply explode in a gunman's face, Eason said.
Hudson County Prosecutor Edward DeFazio said he has heard of potatoes being used as silencers before, but he's never seen a case here. "I've heard of that," he said. "I haven't seen it in reality."
The potato-wielding robber is still on the loose. He is described as 30 to 35 years old, of strong build and having red dreadlocks.
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Bride left in the Toilet
A bride on her honeymoon has been left at the airport because her new husband thought she had spent too long in the toilet.
The Saudi couple were preparing to fly home after an idyllic honeymoon in Malaysia.
But after only a week of married life, the couple's romance came to a dramatic end after the bridegroom decided his wife simply spent too long in the bathroom at Kuala Lumpur International Airport.
His solution was simple. Get on the plane without her.
The woman in question, a teacher, had gone to use the facilities before boarding a flight back to Saudi Arabia.
How long she stayed in the toilet was unclear.
What is certain is she emerged to discover her husband had vanished without trace.
The woman, who had paid for the holiday, began a desperate search of the airport.
According to newspaper the Saudi Gazette , she grew increasingly concerned that something terrible had happened to him.
It eventually emerged that he had in fact boarded a plane.
When he arrived at his destination, he calmly told relatives his new wife was still in Malaysia.
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Gunman's use of potato has cops scratching their heads
Jersey City police still can't figure out why a man held up a gas station Sunday holding a gun in one hand and a potato in the other.
Stan Eason, a spokesman for the Jersey City Police Department, said people might have gotten the idea from movies and TV shows, such as CSI, that a potato can be used to the muffle the sound of a gun.
"In movies I've seen where they've used a potato on the end of a gun as a silencer," Eason said. Firing a gun into a potato basically amounts to a very dangerous way to make potato salad. "It's pretty much ineffective as far as becoming a true silencer," he said.
According to a police ballistics expert, the spud would simply explode in a gunman's face, Eason said.
Hudson County Prosecutor Edward DeFazio said he has heard of potatoes being used as silencers before, but he's never seen a case here. "I've heard of that," he said. "I haven't seen it in reality."
The potato-wielding robber is still on the loose. He is described as 30 to 35 years old, of strong build and having red dreadlocks.
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Bride left in the Toilet
A bride on her honeymoon has been left at the airport because her new husband thought she had spent too long in the toilet.
The Saudi couple were preparing to fly home after an idyllic honeymoon in Malaysia.
But after only a week of married life, the couple's romance came to a dramatic end after the bridegroom decided his wife simply spent too long in the bathroom at Kuala Lumpur International Airport.
His solution was simple. Get on the plane without her.
The woman in question, a teacher, had gone to use the facilities before boarding a flight back to Saudi Arabia.
How long she stayed in the toilet was unclear.
What is certain is she emerged to discover her husband had vanished without trace.
The woman, who had paid for the holiday, began a desperate search of the airport.
According to newspaper the Saudi Gazette , she grew increasingly concerned that something terrible had happened to him.
It eventually emerged that he had in fact boarded a plane.
When he arrived at his destination, he calmly told relatives his new wife was still in Malaysia.
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Have Sex With Me Or Fi-Fi Gets Tortured
Alfredo Dempkey made the proposition to the teen owner of her little dog Pineapple.
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Stripping Passenger Causes Chaos on Flight
Passengers on a cross-country flight to Los Angeles found themselves in Albuquerque briefly after a fellow passenger removed his clothes and ran around the plane naked.
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Wednesday, July 1, 2009
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Small Bits of News You Didn’t Know you Needed
Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision
A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment.
The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.
"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance.
"Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
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Pastor Sentenced for Child Porn on Church Computer
A former Texas pastor who admitted having more than 600 images of child pornography on his church computer has been sentenced to 17 years in prison.
The U.S. attorney's office in Dallas says 36-year-old Steve Richardson was sentenced Monday by U.S. District Judge Sam A. Lindsay.
The former pastor of First United Methodist Church in Royse City pleaded guilty in March to one count of transporting and shipping child pornography and one count of possession of child pornography.
Prosecutors say Richardson sent a sexually explicit image of a child to an undercover federal agent in Seattle and requested comparable images.
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Man tries to end life in bush pit toilet
New Guinean villagers have rescued a man attempting suicide at the bottom of a bush pit toilet, local media reports.
The man told villagers in Kalem, Western Highlands Province, that he wanted to kill himself because all his family members had died.
Naomi Elias got the shock of her life when she entered the toilet last Saturday.
"I heard someone pleading: 'Please forgive me'," she said.
"The pit opening was very narrow, so how he entered the hole and ended up in the pit is unbelievable."
Ms Elias said she first thought it may have been spirits or a sorcery trick and fled the scene in fear.
Residents demolished the toilet and found the man from Nipa village, Southern Highlands Province, lying inside.
Ms Elias ran to the nearby village of Timur to get a local journalist, who in turn took photographs.
Kalem community leader Sak Murumaki said villagers pulled the suicidal man out with sticks and gave him money to return home.
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A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment.
The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.
"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance.
"Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
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Pastor Sentenced for Child Porn on Church Computer
A former Texas pastor who admitted having more than 600 images of child pornography on his church computer has been sentenced to 17 years in prison.
The U.S. attorney's office in Dallas says 36-year-old Steve Richardson was sentenced Monday by U.S. District Judge Sam A. Lindsay.
The former pastor of First United Methodist Church in Royse City pleaded guilty in March to one count of transporting and shipping child pornography and one count of possession of child pornography.
Prosecutors say Richardson sent a sexually explicit image of a child to an undercover federal agent in Seattle and requested comparable images.
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Man tries to end life in bush pit toilet
New Guinean villagers have rescued a man attempting suicide at the bottom of a bush pit toilet, local media reports.
The man told villagers in Kalem, Western Highlands Province, that he wanted to kill himself because all his family members had died.
Naomi Elias got the shock of her life when she entered the toilet last Saturday.
"I heard someone pleading: 'Please forgive me'," she said.
"The pit opening was very narrow, so how he entered the hole and ended up in the pit is unbelievable."
Ms Elias said she first thought it may have been spirits or a sorcery trick and fled the scene in fear.
Residents demolished the toilet and found the man from Nipa village, Southern Highlands Province, lying inside.
Ms Elias ran to the nearby village of Timur to get a local journalist, who in turn took photographs.
Kalem community leader Sak Murumaki said villagers pulled the suicidal man out with sticks and gave him money to return home.
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Jacko's body at Neverland
Michael Jackson's body will go on public view at his Neverland ranch.
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Jackson Killed Himself in Attempt to Get Sick
Michael Jackson accidentally killed himself while trying to become sick enough to cancel upcoming concerts, a prominent author claims.
Author Gerald Posner, who also writes for The Daily Beast, claims that a top member of the pop singer’s entourage told him that Jackson wanted to cancel several shows without having to pay out his touring company.
According to the advisor, who was not named in the report, Jackson intentionally took a large amount of prescription drugs to induce a trip to hospital.
"Like a child who doesn’t want to go to school… Michael thought he could get away from his obligations if he had a 'note from the doctor'," the advisor reportedly said.
Jackson's contract with the company handling the 50-show tour stated that if the singer cancelled any concert, he would have to pay a penalty to the promoters, according to The Daily Beast.
But most contracts have a medical infirmity clause, whereby if a performer is hospitalized no penalty needs to be paid.
It was also reported that at least six other sources supported the claim that Jackson was looking for ways to reduce the number of concerts.
The advisor also said that Jackson's use of painkillers had increased over the past decade and he believed the performer mixed his pills in order to be sick enough to go to hospital.
Michael Jackson accidentally killed himself while trying to become sick enough to cancel upcoming concerts, a prominent author claims.
Author Gerald Posner, who also writes for The Daily Beast, claims that a top member of the pop singer’s entourage told him that Jackson wanted to cancel several shows without having to pay out his touring company.
According to the advisor, who was not named in the report, Jackson intentionally took a large amount of prescription drugs to induce a trip to hospital.
"Like a child who doesn’t want to go to school… Michael thought he could get away from his obligations if he had a 'note from the doctor'," the advisor reportedly said.
Jackson's contract with the company handling the 50-show tour stated that if the singer cancelled any concert, he would have to pay a penalty to the promoters, according to The Daily Beast.
But most contracts have a medical infirmity clause, whereby if a performer is hospitalized no penalty needs to be paid.
It was also reported that at least six other sources supported the claim that Jackson was looking for ways to reduce the number of concerts.
The advisor also said that Jackson's use of painkillers had increased over the past decade and he believed the performer mixed his pills in order to be sick enough to go to hospital.
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