1) Robots come with manuals
2) A robot will function the same way every day of the month
3) With a robot, Larry Craig can get dates outside of public restrooms
4) A robot will take up less room in the closet - they sleep standing up
5) Robots don’t have in-laws
6) A robot won’t take half of your assets when you replace it
7) You won’t need counseling to fix a robot’s alignment
8) Robots don’t have cats
9) You won’t be able to marry a robot outside Massachusetts
10) A robot won’t expect to be let off a sinking ship first
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