Thursday, May 14, 2009

Not My Usual

Fairy Tale
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.
But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.
The End
My 1st day at Wal-Mart
OK---learn a lesson from this if you decide to be a Wal-Mart greeter when you retire!!!!!
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
A good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
Unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins.
The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?
Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I wasn't cut out for this line of work.


Tattoo Jim said...

Slam dunk on the first day!!! Awesome!!

Linda G. said...

Being able to use that come back had to be totally worth losing that job.
Awesome answer.