Mysterious “Penistrator” Caught

Criminal Penistrator Haley Joel Osment was caught in the act of drawing penises on snowy cars.
Over the last couple weeks, East Village residents wrung their hands over the mysterious Penistrator, who has been furtively drawing inappropriate body parts on snowy cars.
Under further analysis, we can see that the shape of the fresh phallus under Osment’s snowy finger looks quite a bit like the one in the second photo from EV Grieve. But the third photo shows a decidedly different artistic interpretation. Could there be multiple Penistrators at work? Or maybe Osment is just exercising creativity?
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Theories and criticism of length/girth/etc are welcome in the comments.
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At least he was nice enough to compliment the guy’s car (Dick Head)

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Scheme Factory said...
What? Those cars are covered with cleavage and breasts!

Well, they say we see what we want to see...

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Lisa said...
That's so funny!

I thought I was the only one who likes drawing penises on snowy cars!

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Lisa you naughty girl. LOL

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I bet it's a bitch when he sneezes

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Scheme Factory said...
A 'grateful dead' fan or not? (steel or still yer face, ha ha)

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FAILED !!!

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Can you take a hint?

PUSH the damn door and if that doesn't work

Then PULL it and if that doesn't work

THEN READ THE SIGN

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Tattoo Jim said...

Ah, but then you drop it and it rolls away from... just out of reach. Shit!!!

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Then you get to do the duck walk with pants around ankles to get it.

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You know it’s cold when you can do this:

A 60-ton house moves across a stretch of White Bear Lake from Manitou Island to land in Minnesota on Wednesday.
Terry Semple of Semple Building Movers of St. Paul, didn't take the weather for granted. Last weekend, they pumped water onto the ice to make it thicker. Kraemer calculated that the lake level was 2 feet below normal, and said tests showed that the ice sat on about a foot of water and muck. And Denice Semple, Terry's wife, said the company hired an engineer who advised how to distribute the weight enough to keep the house from crashing through.
Randy Larson of White Bear Lake joked that it was the biggest ice house he ever saw.
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