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Girls and their toys!!!
Police summoned over forgotten vibrator
A woman phoned police after hearing "suspicious noises" in her apartment. The noise was so loud and strange, even over the telephone, that police decided to send a patrol car around to the "scene of the crime".
"Daringly, and with the occupier's permission, one of the officers opened the drawer of a wardrobe where the noise was coming from.
"Underneath some clothes he found a very personal, battery-operated object which had obviously switched itself on... The tenant's face abruptly changed color."
Police then "wished her a nice evening and left".
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Woman shaves her pubic hair while driving
As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.
Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.
"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."
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Teen arrested for playing 'offensive' rap music from car
A teen has been arrested for listening to what police have deemed offensive rap music.
In what could be a legal test case, 19-year-old Nathan Michael Wilkie faces a charge of offensive behavior after police arrested him when he was listening to music by underground rapper Kid Selzy on his car stereo.
Mr. Wilkie was parked outside a Timboon supermarket, waiting for his mother, when he was arrested.
The Warrnambool Magistrates' Court heard he was listening to lyrics such as "shut your f------ mouth bitch, f------ motherf-----".
The court was told the arresting officers found the music offensive and derogatory to females.
Mr Wilkie allegedly told officers: "You're a joke, go do some real police work."
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2 + 2 = Woman’s $5M suit
Maria Alaimo wanted a breast augmentation, not breast duplication.
But "four breasts" is what the Staten Island mother got after a 2003 visit to Dr. Keith Berman, which was intended to enlarge the woman's breasts to a full 36 C cup.
Instead, Alaimo wound up with "double-bubble" deformities that caused "pain ... disability, loss of self-esteem, humiliation and embarrassment," according to her lawsuit.
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Man Posed as Teen Online to Lure Underage Girls for Sex
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Teen's bottom spray-painted as graffiti punishment
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US to charge tourists $10 for permission to visit
Barack Obama passes a new law to encourage foreign tourists to visit – by charging them for the privilege
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